Brave New World: An Examination of Human Rights Within the People’s Republic of China ( Read more... )

My mother is a fish.

Ha. Not really.

Today, it begins...

Charity, of a sorts. We make pancakes and people pay three bucks to eat them and then we donate the proceeds to needy children. Hmm...take away the "of a sorts." I suppose it's just regular charity. I drove back and forth from the dream house to reid delivering pancakes of all shapes and flavors. In the car I listened to the veronica mars ( Read more... )

We have decided to deliver the drink to nobody, not because we do not feel like pranking *****, but because we need to conduct a scientific experiment ( Read more... )

We were faced with a dilema. One may argue, the greatest dilema of the twenty first century. Before us, stood a drink. The worlds hugest drink. In fact, we hadn't even known drinks came that large. They do. And it is large. We had bought this drink for our good friend kim wetter who had to stay up all night. And here, my friends, is where we reach ( Read more... )

No. Seriously. It's the only thing I've ever seen, TV or Movie, that makes me want to take out a piece of paper and a pencil and try to work out how all the clues fit together after every single episode. I have no idea who caused the bus crash. No. fucking. clue. Not even a guess. What I DO know is that by episode 22 the mystery will be solved and ( Read more... )

Good luck with the school projects and remember we love you very much.

Dad

These emails always make so happy.

We didn't get the damn dream house and now kim may end up living somewhere else because we can't find a fucking six person house and this just totally sucks. Damn you robert. Damn you for taking so long to get off your lazy ass to try to get on the lease. Damn. shit.fuck ( Read more... )

Why don't I ever feel compelled to update when I'm at school? Stuff happens here. I swear. Cool stuff. Stuff that merits writing down. So why don't I ever write about this alleged cool stuff?

I have no answer.

Spenny totally rocked the talent show.