Dear Willow,

You have so many talents. I suppose we could make you court matchmaker, but then we also feel we should recognize you for introducing zucchini to Attolia. It is truly an extraordinary vegetable. Who could have guessed its projectile properties? It's almost as good as inkpots, by the way. Hmmm...Ornon has been suggesting celebrations in ( Read more... )

Dear Willow,

This is to say Good Luck with college and with life in general, and also Well Done for increasing the boundaries of feasible reprobatish behavior in my reign.  We are very impressed.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately,  you are too stealthy for packages to be delivered to your address-in-reality despite tweaking of time and space ( Read more... )

The Boatpool of Legottolia

Emerald said to Queen Ro,
"Let us travel to far Ohio."

So they started a boat pool

Donned undies of goat wool

And off on their journey did go.


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I miss Jade.

No, not miss-- I, I feel like half a person with her gone. Less. I feel like my soul is gone. How can one person be so much of you?

What did I do by sending her away? I must be three kinds of idiot to have let her go, to have made her go away. I told her I loved her... and then I broke her heart. And mine, but I deserved that ( Read more... )

Here's the text of the letter I sent to the lovely Miss Smith just now ( Read more... )