woohoo i got a b in speech! yeah speech is easy but i missed 4 days, studied for only 2 out of 3 tests, and wrote our big last grade speech 10 minutes before giving it and didnt even practice. but since i did it on the wii, i got a 97 b/c i pretty much got up there and just talked about it like i'd talk some other nerdy gamer friend about it ( Read more... )

you know why i will never get a tattoo in california? EARTHQUAKES!!!?!?!?!11!?!

U.S. movie star Johnny Depp removes his sunglasses as he poses for the press at the Festival Palace in Cannes in this May 15, 1998 file photo. Johnny Depp is reuniting with director Tim Burton to play the title role in a film adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's musical "Sweeney Todd," about a murderous 19th-century barber. (AP PHOTO/Laurent Rebours ( Read more... )

before i die, i will work with al fuckin pacino.

ok so i'm very please to see how much time, energy, and money is spent heightening the technology of shopping carts. seriously. guys, go google this shit. there are more advances being made on shopping carts than there are companies trying to find cures for important things ( Read more... )

double yoo tee eff

so has anybody seen what haley joel osment looks like lately. yeah, its awkward. i mean, i like the guy, but seriously. he looks like what his imagination of himself was as a child picturing the adult him, which is his boyish looks hardened into manly features and stretched to almost double.

yikes.

just to get yous guys updated, andrew had his appendix taken out tuesday afternoon but he is recovering very well, almost too well *shifty eyes ( Read more... )

SAN DIEGO - When it comes to preventing brush fires, a charming brown-and-cream goat named Tim Buck might give Smokey Bear a run for his money ( Read more... )

GRINDELWALD, Switzerland - A large section of stone broke away and tumbled down a famous Swiss Alps mountain Thursday, shrouding a resort in dust but causing no injuries, officials said ( Read more... )

yeah, no fucking wonder kirk rhymes with jerk ( Read more... )