One more for the road, officer...

[couchpimp]

So yesterday I got a call from a friend who had an interesting opportunity for me. His brother is a cop here in Raleigh and they needed to train their new officers in sobriety testing. How do they do this? They get people to come in (typically relatives and friends and the like), liquor them up, and then run them through the tests. He even asked me

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[collingwest]

My ex did that once. Came home eight hours later...

...almost stone cold sober. Apparently they liquored him up right at the beginning, got him pretty bad off, and then did it every hour to train on how those who are only mildly intoxicated act as well as those who are greatly intoxicated.

[violetdawn]

So what did you drink and what did they make you do?

[dream_on246]

that sounds so fucking sweet.
i would do that in a heartbeat!