A Welcome back, Jack message is written on the wall of his coffee house - because what would Jack’s be without a cryptic message scrawled on his wall in blood red?
If honey's what you covet,
You'll find that I love it,
Because I'll guzzle
Up the thing you prize!
The city's going downhill,
So I'll give it a thrill
And I'll take any gift of love
Hold
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Anyway, I won more than I lost, spent more than I won on a hooker who was happy to pretend I was just like anyone else, and made up the difference in the free drinks they give you so you're too stupid drunk to gamble right. But skipping the hooker wouldn't have left me with enough for a new pair of legs, right?
But now I'm back, and on the clock again, working the register and stocking shelves.
Way back in the liquor aisle, I've got to stock about two cases of scotch. I swear, if anyone ever really wanted to immobilize the Ridge, the first thing they ought to do is carpet bomb Scotland. When was the last time this place sold a bottle of fucking brandy? Or ( ... )
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"I know," I replied.
"A day."
"Yeah."
"And already the crazies are out."
I sigh, thinking she's right and I remembered why I didn't miss this place. On the other hand I'm going to paint the wall fully red later today, and it's probably nothing. It's incredibly bad, though. I gave Deupty Dawg... Doyle, I mean Deputy Doyle the security tapes - after the last time cryptic messages happened I had cameras installed around the place, just to see. Problem is that one of them has a bit of smoke damage from the fire at the Cheshire.
As you might be able to tell, I don't rate Deputy Doyle too highly. She's not another Vincent, but I don't think she's that good as a law enforcement officer. Barty's got the ability to see shades of grey, whereas Doyle has a bit of a black and white view of things. It doesn't help I called her Deputy Dawg not long after she started....
Oh well, it's opening time.
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I crack my eyes open to slits and the sun pricks them like hot needles through the cracks in the blinds. I'm like a vampire I reflect irritably as I turn away, scurrying away from the light. Please someone hurry up with the stakes!
My eyes finally adjust and, fighting back the urge to be sick, I look around me. I'm lying curled up on the couch in the same clothes I was wearing Sunday night. An empty bourbon bottle and three glasses sit on the coffee table. One of them is still half full, so I pick it up and sniff it. (Well, it's bourbon, surprise huh?)
Wham, wham, wham.I jump. Fuck! I have to make that hammering stop. My head feels like it's going to split wide open. Still holding the ( ... )
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It's early afternoon when I drive up to the Four Maples Motel and walk into Pitt's office. He's sitting behind his desk, looking kinda surprised when he sees me. I tell him I need a room.
He doesn't say anything right away, just glances over his logs and picks a key. The number on the little red tag reads '5'.
"Nah," I tell him. "I don't want that one."
"Then which?"
"Number Thirteen."
Well, the cocksucker really gets a funny look on his face then. Like--you want what? To his credit though, he recovers pretty quick ( ... )
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The weather in Cougar Ridge has proven very unpredictable. An unseasonably heavy snowfall could have made for some very unpleasant nights last week had I not prepared the camp early. For once I'm thankful for Sven's constant worrying. He warned me about the erratic weather in this region and convinced me to be ready for anything ( ... )
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