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[couldbeavillain]

Soooooo I'm, like, seriously bored. There was the cockatrice thing and then the adventure and cereal and that was all pretty sweet, but I feel like basically I sleep half the time and play with my capybara the other half and she's kinda lazy, so turns out I gotta figure something out to do, I guess.

Who wants to be a Slayer? It's free! [So maybe he

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[misguides]

What's a slayer?

[couldbeavillain]

Well, it's a girl who slays vampires. But I figure I could train dudes, too!

[misguides]

We've got vampires here?

[couldbeavillain]

Well... no... I don't think so. But it's preemptive! Train people just in case we do have an outbreak of vampirism.

[lilyground]

"Slayer" is a synonym of "killer", isn't it?

[couldbeavillain]

Well... yes... but... we'd only be killing vampires. I don't train Slayers who kill people.

[lilyground]

What's a vampire, and what's the difference?

[couldbeavillain]

A vampire is a creature that used to be human, but was killed and taken over by a demon and now sucks the blood of the living. Like, you know, Dracula. And the difference between killing vamps and killing people is that vampires are crazy evil things without a conscience.

[fallintheriver]

What are we killing?

[couldbeavillain]

Vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness!

[fallintheriver]

Yeah, that sounds dangerous.

[couldbeavillain]

Well, uh, yeah. It is. Kinda. Sometimes.

[l33tshushuhero]

Oh, I can totally be a slayer!

[couldbeavillain]

Awesome! Do you... know what a Slayer is?

[l33tshushuhero]

Yup! Someone who slays monsters, right?

[couldbeavillain]

Uh... well, yeah, pretty much. Vampires, usually, but monsters, too! I train Slayers, so, yeah, you wanna be trained?