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[couldbecolors]

last night i thought i had a bug trapped under my eye lid. i looked this morning, and it was just some little brown thing. but what if it had been some huge monster in my eye, like a scorpion or something and you could see its claw things poking out from under my eyelids. everyone would be scared, and i was either lose my vision or die. but it

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[im_cool_like_u]

Nifty.

[wakeup_sleepy]

im not sure how big of a hit it would be. it would be alot cooler if you could sting people with your new found scorpion strike ability. like funky scene kids that look really ugly because they dont go out in the sun and like shitty music and are overly judgemental considering they pretty much arent very smart or have any right to be general douche bags.

[fromwesttexas]

and he's right on the money ladies and gentlemen!

[couldbecolors]

i dunno, i think a scorpion in the eye would be respected no matter what it can't do.

[im_cool_like_u]

You could be on "Ripley's Believe it or Not!". The majority of that stuff takes no actual skill, it's just gross... now anyway. I can see it now, "Look what this kid could fit in his eye!" That will be the moment that the world turns to Wade for entertainment. iViva la scorpion!

[couldbecolors]

yeah, ripley's is pretty sick. i already sent in an app.

[annaes]

wow, i think if i saw someone w/ a scorpion-eye i would be their best friend immediately just by virtue of their scorpion-eye

[couldbecolors]

exactly.