Two [voice]

[count_to_two]

So... you talk to dese little crow-fings an' other people hear you somehow, yeah?

Okay. Somebody that wasn't a crow said dis place is called Sheol, or somet'ing like that, right, so I know dat much. But... er... is there anyone can tell me which way is Ankh-Morpork from here? Or der nearest clacks tower?

T'ank you in advance.

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oh, you managed to amuse him. ;;

[fuckingkillthem]

[he cracks up] Kekekeke! A fucking talking pile of gravel! Ankha-what, fucking stonehead?

He does have that effect, on occasion. -_-

[count_to_two]

[Thankfully, Detritus is slower to offend than some trolls.]

[slowly and patiently] Ankh-Morpork. It are a big city, very cult'ral place. You don' know it?

♥

[fuckingkillthem]

No, I fucking haven't, might be because it isn't here. Kekeke! How does a fucking mountain manage to get fucking killed, anyway?

[count_to_two]

Er...

[Detritus furrows his brow a bit more than usual at that last. No one has yet mentioned to him that Sheol = afterlife, so it doesn't quite register that Hiruma's referring to him.]

...They don't really get killed, normally. T'ey do erode after a really long time, an' if they're der living kind of mountains then yeah, maybe dat kills 'em. [Slow, ponderous shrug] But maybe not. It are hard to say.

Why you want to know dat?