Life Lessons of Today

Aug 16, 2004 23:53

1) Captin James T. Kirk is a PIMP ( Read more... )

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tkwrinklefiber August 17 2004, 01:28:09 UTC
Wasted ice cream = warrant for your arrest and summary execution.

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counteraxe August 17 2004, 12:47:51 UTC
But the ice cream cone was like a foot long, maybe more. And none of my managers saw, the only one who thought anything happened was Flor, who saw me and greig laughing. It was awsome.

Sometimes you make an ice cream cone on accident, like sombody else might of gotten it, and then you have to throw away the cone, but if there are no managers or people in the front area you can take a big bite of it first and then throw it away. You sometimes also make extra milkshakes and you can drink them, but don't get caught.

Ahh... McDonnalds fun...

JEN

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tkwrinklefiber August 17 2004, 14:36:47 UTC
REport for execution IMMEDIATELY!

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counteraxe August 17 2004, 16:20:42 UTC
Here I am sir.

Please do it as quickly and painlessly as you can. Even though I may stand before you guilty of treason against an ice cream cone, a crime punishable by death, I plead for the mercy of the court to sentance me to a painless death. I have had a good life, and I am prepaired to die peacefully, I have had no regreats. If the court see fit, I would like to put in a motion for the execution to be either leatheal injection, or a shot to the head, blindfolded. I ask for forgivnance, and hope that in my last hours I will be able to repent about my sins, and that god will let me into his kingdom.

I hold no hope. I am at your mercy.

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colombiarose August 19 2004, 11:43:05 UTC
jen!!! its brittney im adding you to my friends list

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counteraxe August 19 2004, 13:14:39 UTC
Awsome.

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nimeway August 19 2004, 16:42:01 UTC
1) Captain James T. Kirk is not a PIMP

2) You are so not my ex...

3) I disown you...

-The (anti) Saint

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