I have some news

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I don't mean to demean or belittle you all through this decision I've made. I think you're all pretty great, and each of you has your own special things you bring to the world. Fundamentally I believe in the equality of all people everywhere, and I feel strongly that each person should be allowed to decide their own destiny. I think that

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Can i be in the National Guard!?!?!?

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I've had my eye on a 'pow' gun for a while now....

all hail!

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Huzzah!

[anonymous]

Hello my sentient being. It is me, your most annoying MA reader (out of the many skulking about this address, surely) from work. I just finished doing some stuff about coding for cardiac failure, and I needed a bit of a break. So I hopped over here and read your declaration. And may I say, that I can not agree with your agenda more. That said, since we agree, do I get some special perks in your kingdom? Perhaps a preemptive execution waver, to be redeemed at a time in the future if and should you feel like knocking me off