Your Personal Dakimakura

[countingcr0ws]

Title: Your Personal Dakimakura
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Form:One-shot
Genre:AR, Crack, Romance
Warning: Casual/Weird writing???, Inaccurate treatment of back sprain, Mentions of Viewfinder (manga) which might be possibly inaccurate, Yaoi manga stereotypes
Summary: Yunho's doesn't understand why his otaku boyfriend has a

Comments

[donud]

But JaeJoong is Akihito!!! And Asami is YunHo! (In my head)

I love Viewfinder so much!! Bc the characters really suit YoonJae so fucking much!!

Imagine it I have a dakimakura JJ! Aaahhhh!!!!!!

Oh and with Asami's bare torso poster on the ceiling!!! *nosebleed*

My gosh!!! I'm so HARD and horny!! I'm blaming you!! I need to get laid but my hubby out of town! I can't jerk off by my self it's not enough for me!! Honey I need you hubby!

I'm going crazy.. You makes me crazy....... I need to read Viewfinder again, several days ago they uploaded the new chapter oh man I can't wait to read the next chapter again!

[countingcr0ws]

You're totally pushing yourself to desperation, hahaha. Use a vibrator. That always helps, lol. Or a mechanical toothbrush. Those are good too, loooool. Omg, I'm so dirty, help. Hahaha. And I didn't know that so many people read viewfinder, lol. Why do people have so many interests? I pretty much only DBSK, fanfic, and tumblr lol blog. That's it, hahaha.

DUDEEE, I JUST REREAD UR COMMENT, AND HAHAHA. dude, you sound so desperate, hahahaha. Omg, I'm so mean. Vibrator though. Vibrator. /nods sagely before patting you on the shoulder.

[stillsawake]

I am literally going to go through my tags again and search for terms to throw at you so you can make them into fics lmaoo I feel yunho spiritually, manly Jae is everyones ultimate weakness bless you loll

[countingcr0ws]

Hahaha. I'm reacting to the weird shit that I saw on your blog, lol. I tried to click back though, to search for the exact quote but I couldn't, but lol, your blog is on point, as usual, though dude, I'll disagree with Yunho's current hair. Dude, I think he still looks like my ovary owner, esp the shilla duty free appearance. I would even give him my inner penis if he asked for it. Seriously. And hahaha. I'm glad that you liked it? I'm not pleased with this though. Haha.

[stillsawake]

Ngl, the shilla duty free pics made me want to throw someone out a window loll Like, if we're talking face and body, then yes, Yunho be hella on point because the sugar daddy game was strong lmao but the hair, the hair, the hair OTL I feel like the coiffed hair almost worked but the length was too long for it and it fucked him up ._. But ayyyyeee papi, agree to disagree hahaha Though, lbr, if Yunho asked i wouldn't even think twice about his hair like i would get on that so fast loll Also, you're still getting back into writing after a hiatus so I guess its only natural that you're not feeling your work 100%, right? Regardless, I still enjoyed it:D

[countingcr0ws]

Nahhh. I felt my god cock though. It was hard and really really good. Haha hahaha. I'm talking about the cock not the story, haha. Let me visit my own page on the browser to look for you instead, haha.

[hinokahoko11]

I am not also familiar with Viewfinder,but now I am interested (because Jae is reading it.ha!^^) Nice story, I hope Jae stays as uke.hahaha <3

[countingcr0ws]

HAHAHAH. LOGIC -7. HAHAHAH. but I feel you though. I was washing the basin yesterday and I was thinking of 5sos's song and I was thinking like maybe I should get an american apparel underwear, like idk, man. Hahahahaah. Tbh I wrote viewfinder because it's the only ongoing yaoi series with a big fandom and that dakimakura blog post, but haha hahaha. Bad logic, but I feel you, lol. It's too serious for me though. Haha. I wouldn't mind reading it in fanfic form but I'm too lazy for a manga, haha. The mangas I read are all so dumb. I only remember my last which was errr futago? Is it? Its about like an amnesiac girl who loves her brother. Very straight. Haha. And haha haha hahaha Jaejoong is totally capable of denting somebody's head though. Haha. Omg. Did you remember the video where he was being a total Jae hulk with the weights and beanie. Haha.

[ultamatempa]

seriously consider reading viewfinder. some of the content is trigger-y, but it's definitely one of the best yaoi manga out there. not just the gorgeous art, but good character development within the plot as well.

i love your portrayal or jae! this is closer to how i see him since people like putting him in the uke box cuz he's so darn pretty. i'm sure he's capable of denting some heads in if needed though.

[countingcr0ws]

DUDE. Denting some heads, dude. I'll use that with my siblings, like dude, just shut up or I'll literally dent your head in. Omg. They'll just be like dude, go away, lol. Is that an original phrase thing.

ANYWAY, haven't read viewfinder either but I went to mangafox and looked through my bookmarks!! Lemme recommend you my favorite yaoi mangas, lol. I think they're mostly the small ones so its like you can just read them without much commitment. Haha. And definitely no triggers. Some might be really weird though, haha. I've got weird tastes. Anyway, hahah, here;
Dokyuusei
Cello Mellow
Bongo Yajuu
Torch Song Ecology

And yes! I planned like the scenes and stuff but I had absolutely no idea about the ending and I still think that the ending is weird but I like how jaejoong broke out if the mold. Hahaha. Don't kill me if the mangas are bad though :DDDD

[ultamatempa]

i don't have any claims on the phrase, so feel free to use it if you want.

i'll have to remember to look some of those up when i have time. it's really annoying trying to read on my tablet though since the ads take up a lot of space.

[phinea2009]

I can't help but imagine Jae as Akihito and Yunho as Asami every time I read Viewfinder.

I love pretty yet strong Jae here. Yunho, you better prepare to flip.

[countingcr0ws]

HAHAHA. AND PRESENT TO COMMENCE MOUNTING. haha. I really don't read viewfinder but I guess that Asami can be sweet too, right. But Yunho really wouldn't rape Jaejoong though. :( I was like woah, when I read the summary on mangafox, haha. But lol. They'll exchange. More real life than manga. haha.