The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert

[countingcr0ws]

Title: The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary: Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so

Comments

[lindabelinda99]

There, there. Adultery is poo crap. If you can't keep it in your pants then don't commit right?

How am I the fourth person to comment when you sent this to me? What is wrong with me?

Bad ending is bad. But humiliation kink is kinda super duper awesome?? But in saying that the ending wasn't actually bad. It turned all fluffy and cute and pink fairy dust. And that's always a plus. Porn and fluff is all we need in this world to be honest.

You're very normal darling and the fic is ace. I didn't know I needed horny yunjae until this. Like wuuut. I didn't even think this prompt plus and dash of shaming kink would fit yunjae. But like loooool. Everything kinda came together (That was not a pun?).

I think I nearly cried when jj was all like im just so horny. Hahahahhahahahaha omg, stop.

and don't worry, it's not actually as messy and you think it is. and you upped your shaming porn so hard. I'm so proud.

Nice tumblr tags.
Thanks for writing this. Don't deny it, this prompt is da best.

[countingcr0ws]

yeah man, fuck this shit ass adultery, oh my god, words, help

[lindabelinda99]

Hahahahahahhahahahaha, omg im well disguised?? I was going to say you rude shit but then I guess that's a compliment. And then idk. So like, whatever. Haha. we can be the well disguised pervs luring kids on the internet together. But then again you don't actually have to be that well disguised to lure kids these days. like, have you read those reports on kids who did an internet challenge things which gets them to set themselves on fire? Lol, my colleague sent me that going like oh my gosh, poor kids. And idk but I was like dying. What do people expect when they set themselves on fire these days? To turn into fairy dust? Like wut omg. Stop.so much stupid. It hurts

[countingcr0ws]

did you mean "i'm so glad i'm not in punching range?"

[jujuliet]

I'm so lost I can't even map out in my head what is going on. Author-Ssi have you gone mad or my brain has finally melted due to reading too much Yunjae fics? What is this relationship with White chocolate and Yunho? Who is white chocolate? Am I missing something? I'm so confused...

[countingcr0ws]

omg, yes, i've gone mad?? i'm so grossed out by one of my old work and i'm trying to wrestle it for submission. not the submission kind of submission by the defeat kind of submission. wow, eloquent. and eh, white chocolate like the really sweet kind of chocolate, but eh, the word affair just hurts my eye right now, so i was being really weird, wow, as weird as i can be with my weird state, but wow, what am i even writing.

so erm, i meant white chocolate like the kind you might have in your fridge, and er, yeah. i just don't like affairs rn. i mean nobody should ever like affairs but this is a personal problem thing and i think that that there should be a trigger warning about affairs???
and how do you even have too much yunjae fics to read??? pray do tell, man. my last fic sprint was stucky and wow, my life hit rock bottom with them, my god.

[tapzz]

i love this...this is hilarious.but yunho catching jaejoong while he was bouncing on that dildo was so embarrassing lol!!

thank you for shaing :)

[countingcr0ws]

OMG, THE BEST PART IS THE EMBARRASSMENT, OMG. well, apart from yunho's kinky assed brain as he fucked the floor...

and thank you for the polite comment about it being hilarious, haahhahhaha. tbh you know how like when you reread something for the tenth time and everything becomes not funny, not nothing except for not interesting? lol. so that happened to this and i'm like oh heyyyyy, it's hilarious? /beams. this is serious. i felt that the front part was funny though, but afterwards, eh... editing an old fic now. LIFE'S SO HARD. my writing was so weird then. /wrestles fic to the ground.

[0naama]

I can't breathe omfg I just about fell off my bed (and I sleep on an upper bunk) from laughter omfg just imagining jaejoongs face when yunho caught him and him crying but the dildo is still inside of him ffFFF this is too much how'd you even write this omfg
and I don't understand the adultery thing with the white chocolate ?!!! were you being serious
also this fic was rly good for a funny/smutty/horny fic I was almost deterred by your tags lol I thought it would be bad but it was good *thumbs up*

[countingcr0ws]

nooooo, i had this part where i said that yunho was thinking about random shit and he was being paranoid if his fav dark chocolate would know that he was buying white chocolate instead recently and i called his relationship with white chocolate and affair and whelp, i hate that A word, and i totally think that there should be a trigger warning for it??? and didn't know how to replace it and i've been stark raving mad about affairs recently so i went off my rockers about it because down with adulters!!!! /waves pitch fork. i hope my very passionate explanation helped instead of being more confusing, omg

[theladysilver]

LMFAO! I can't! This is too ridiculous and funny!! 😂😂😂

[countingcr0ws]

lol, i'm just smiling to myself like an idiot and i am itching and i have 14 mails in my email!!!! and i am itching. i developed a skin thing not too long ago and i don't know why, dammit. anyway, my smile's the dopey sort and i'm justlike oh hayyy, what was the story about. i spent my weekend editing four chapter of some fic and dudeeeee, they were so bad, i spent hoursssssss on one, oh my god, lemme go check how long i took to edit, whelp .okay, i spent like close to 6 hours on one, what the heck, right, holy smokes. i want to say that my writing skills have improved but i think saying that my editing skills have gotten better sounds safer, whelp. anyway, i remember vaguely about lots of wanking going on and wankception and stuff, heh. /cries about weekend though.

[theladysilver]

LMFAO! Oh my gosh! You are a riot! I just love reading your comment replies! Hahahahaha! Anyways, what skin thing? There's a lot of skin thing that causes itchiness and shit. But hey, must be something you ate? 4 Chapters? Man! That's quite a lot. Why are hey so bad?? Hahaha! 6 hours? Damn! You got patience girl! Patience!! After all that hours spent on editing, figures that the only thing stuff you can remember would involve wanking or wankception as you've said.

[countingcr0ws]

it's people like you that keep indulging me. look at what a big asshole i am rn. it's all the fault of people like you. i drop penis jokes every other sentence because nobody tells me off. i don't remember things because you tell me that i've been a hard working child, looooool. but gee, thanks. /continues to be a fogey arsehole.

erm skin thing like erm, i tried to remember the name ytd. lemme try, it's called demographic wowwwwww, wtf. dermographism. looool. it's dermatographism. wow, demographic. seriously, wtf. yeah, i have that. it's quite horrid. and i need to find time to edit chapter 5, zomg.