Press '1' For The Love of Your Life

Jun 17, 2015 12:29

Title: Press '1' For The Love of Your Life
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Fluff, Happy, Romance
Warning: Eight years age difference, nothing explicit though; Drunk people do not act this way, I think
Summary: Prompt- Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au ( Read more... )

jaejoong puked, yoochun!friends with jaejoong, dbsk inception, drunk!jaejoong, yunho!gentleman, jaejoong!university student, nudity, jaejoong!virgin, accidental nudity, jaejoong watches porn/watched porn, yoochun!half present, yunho!lawyer, bad writing, voyeurism accidental, jaejoong!innocent, no sex as usual, jaejoong slept naked very very smexy, situational humiliation

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lindabelinda99 June 23 2015, 10:52:51 UTC
Hehehe. The actual thing looks even cooler. There should be more celebratory crap tho. But you can have dumb yh face instead.


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countingcr0ws June 23 2015, 12:06:08 UTC
YES, AMEN. ITS A SCREENED COMMENT, so like you can like not unscreen it but I did because I was excited about it and it looks good, right?????? :DDDDDDDDD bless. It would look good on my forehead too, hahahahaha, and I can't believe that you went to frozen heart first (I can't believe that I didn't shove that down your throat too). Did you know that somebody recced this on their twitter?? Like dude, boneerrrrrrr. I got publicity for this. As we leant in marketing, positive word of mouth is a very powerful thing, lolololol. I be unable to see Yunho's face on me phone (me be travelling home rn after having like a super unhealthy meal) but I'll check it out tomorrow! Did you know that I wrote another fic? Hahaha. I just finished it, yoooo. I'll get a boner if I get it posted even before you wake up, haha.

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lindabelinda99 June 26 2015, 11:37:31 UTC
Of course I went to frozen heart first. That shit was additive. Like how did you even???? Probably because you left it at yunho running off to slit jj. Nice cliffhanger. Like, really nice. Hence the mini heart attack when I saw the update.

Heh, yea marketing strategy. You get that learning relevance.

Well, I hope you get to see yh's dumb face. Because his dumb face was pretty epic.

Omg, you're writing a fic...it's totally the sweatpants and dick outline fic isn't it??

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harunotenshi June 17 2015, 11:38:52 UTC
this was the cutest oneshot i've read today. well... to be honest, it's the only oneshot i've read today and it's just so adorable and cute and fluffy ( ... )

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countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 00:47:57 UTC
your last line, where you know where it'd be going without is A+. they'll be setting off to the sunset of love, lol. lemme copy my previous ramble to titieyara, looooool. quote:

they're made for each other anyway so they can just drop the whole courting ritual thing and become husbands but noooo yh will not drop that important process and they'll go on smexy (i like the word) dates, meet yoochun, jj will bring lunch to yh's workplace and they'll finally get together instead of just dating and yh will go for jj's graduation ceremony, yh will organize a sleepover without sex, they'll go to the amusement park, visit each other's parents, and then yh will stick his peepee into jj's butt for the first time and jj will be all shy because he's never played with his butt before, they'll go to the gym together and yh will ?????? over jj's interest to beef his biceps up (it's due to yh in the first place), jj will be a sex monster now, yh will be grilled by jj's siblings, attend a wedding of XX together and they'll go on a double date with ( ... )

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harunotenshi June 18 2015, 05:39:23 UTC
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i couldn't help but laugh at your pasted ramble up there~XDDDDD it's just so cute because half of what you said in your ramble was exactly what i pictured yunjae's future would be in this fic~XDDDDDD though, junsu did suddenly ninja this way into yoochun's life, but really, details aren't important because they're all happy and in love and live together~XDDDDD

it is darn smexy and cute and fluffy and just adorable on many different levels~ idk~ it's just what i feel about this oneshot.

idk about me getting a whole lot out of this oneshot than you though... maybe because you wrote this and i'm a reader and well, to you maybe, this could've had more going on or like you said, more character development... but for me, it's great (and cute and fluffy) as it is :)

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countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 06:13:58 UTC
ikr, it's like literally, we know how every single fluff will go. like they'll be in fluffy sweaters, laugh at each other, do the things they like, they'll be nervous and shy and all. oh my god. this is all a delusion, you can't ever find cute in rl. D: omg, i can't believe i just said it. YOU CAN'T EVER FIND CUTE IN REAL LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE /TEARS HAIR OFF. well, anyway, i'm having like an aneurysm right now because cocker spaniels have like 5-8 puppies at once whereas poodles only have mostly 1 each time and i don't want 5-8 puppies because i just don't want that (wow, rude. but really. they'll probably have to give the puppies away if it's so many and i don't want that, i'm a hoarder) but hiro's a boy. this is hard. why does dbsk have to have dogs when they can't have dogs bc their schedules??? okay, wow, rude (but seriously. look at taepoong...). but yeah, i'm filling a prompt where like their dogs breed each other (no taepoong!!!!!!! nooooo, i want a cockapoo) and stuff and ngl, the research is scary. why would jj/yh not neuter ( ... )

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believeinred June 17 2015, 13:50:26 UTC
well that escalated quickly. hahahaha. that was so cuuuute. but how old is Jaejoong here? 20-22 y/o i guess?

and whenever you post a fic, i always read your A/Ns because it's entertaining. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 00:50:36 UTC
In my head jaejoong was 23/24. like 18 plus two years of army, 3/4 years of university, bla bla. i edited his age out from the laundry wallet scene bc it didn't fit well, lol. and dudeeee. you're so nice, lol. /scrolls up to read my a/n. ahhhh, the posting of stuff is taxing lol. it gets to me and when i'm finally at writing an a/n, i have so much to complain about, hahhahaha. you be smexy, heh heh.

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tapzz June 17 2015, 14:10:33 UTC
omg omg omg this is really an awkward way to meet someone but it is sooooooooo cute ;;;

and drunk!jaejoong is such a cutie pie ..hero is my favorite too jaejoong XDDD

yunho is very cool of course hehhe

hope you'd write more of this universe *________*

thanks for sharing :))

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countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 00:56:35 UTC
IKR, LOOOOOL. OH MY GOD, HE SAW MY DICK AND HE'S EVEN MAKING JOKES ABOUT IT, I WISH I COULD SEE HIS DICK TOO BC I KNOW THAT IT'S PROBABLY REALLY PRETTY. ;A;///////// this sort of bs is always cool, lol. like nudity tropes are the best because it's so funny to see them cringing, hhahahhhahahhahaha. am i mean? fic humiliation is always cool, oh my god. i'm the worst. /comes clean, lol.

and dude, yunho's perfect as usual. i think i almost always make yunho the reincarnate of perfection. the human entity of perfection?? idk how to put it and hahahhaa, okay, i'll try to work on a sequel! :O

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ultamatempa June 17 2015, 16:13:15 UTC
possibly the best meet-cute ever :) love it ♥!!

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countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 01:05:04 UTC
ohhhhhhhhhhhh, you flatterer. oh my gosh OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. /dusts shit off. http://archiveofourown.org/works/2381549 this. this is called seriously cute, like what the heck. i just realised that i don't really know what meet cute means tho. like it took me so long to acclimatize to the ! thing, like youtuber!jaejoong. never got the hang of that until i calmed my tits down. but hahhahhahhhaa, thanks, you flatterer. ;D i'm trying to file all my prompts, lol. i actually have a list of them that i saved when i trawled tumblr for more during /cough/ work. /cough/

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ultamatempa June 18 2015, 06:38:24 UTC
It took me a while to figure out what a meet-cute was the first time I heard the term. It's generally the first time a future couple meets in a cute or amusing way - or romcoms in general.

I'll be looking at your rec though, even though I have never seen teen wolf

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countingcr0ws June 18 2015, 06:52:13 UTC
i've never watched it either and i made one of my friend read it once but it's cute. and ohhhh. then it's not meet cute then. as in the tw fic. i thought meet cute was like, meet this cute fic. D:

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