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My Favourite Sweatpants Dick

Jun 24, 2015 10:00

Title: My Favourite Sweatpants Dick
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, College!AU, Fluff, Frottage, Happy, Romance
Warning: Sweatpants dick only happens like in the fourth last page of the story. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.
Summary: Inspired by sweatpants dick from The Feeling of Your Skin ( Read more... )

dbsk inception, yunho!hapkido pro, perverted thoughts, weird writing, dick outline, jaejoong has that adorable coconut tree , debate president!changmin, debater!jaejoong, obsessive tagging, report as an excuse for them to meet, big dicks, sweatpants dick, no character development, active pervertism, yunho!jock, bad writing, great title as always, frottage, no sex as usual, group members, alternate universe - college/university

Comments 80

db5k June 24 2015, 04:01:30 UTC

this is a very entertaining fic, i must say. i was smiling and giggling like a crazy person almost the whole time i was reading. but now i need me some smexy yunjae smut. Dx lol

(your tags again i can't. OTL XD)

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 04:31:11 UTC

/cries into your shoulder. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING, MY GOD. I'm training up an excel boner and it's really painful like trying to make it look pretty and stuff and making it really cool and liking my work but it hurtsssss, and I kept checking back like did anybody leave a comment, do I get to play with anyone yet and stuff and yessss, bless you, BLESS YOU FOR PLAYING WITH ME, /CRIES ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT. OHHHHHH. Did I mention that I switched tables at work and now my misdeeds are open for the world to see, life is scary, help. And hahhahahahahahaha, I'm not good with sex, bless you, lol. I was so proud of myself when I created the no sex as usual tag, like /sprinkles holy water on self. I am all holy. /sprinkles hole water on you, watches impassively as you shriek. May the Lord be on your side, looooooool. Anyway, I'm glad that you liked it! I was literally forcing myself to complete the fic so when I finished it I was like gee, this is... /shifty eyes. I hope this is okay, /awkward hands /twitch twitch

db5k June 25 2015, 20:05:54 UTC

can i just be honest here like, i don't usually say stuff like this... but i just gotta say, getting to talk to you through these tiny conversations in the comments section of your fics has been -for lack of a better word- nice. idk, you're just so full of life and you've got so much to say! when i read your reply to the comment i posted on your other recent fic and this reply too i just...... ;; on both occasions, you'd brought a smile to my face (so cheesy, man. idek oh god 😂). you're really just so lively and reading the things you say lightens up my mood every time. i wish to be like you ;u; anygay, keep up the good work with the writing and never change! i love your personality /winks xD

countingcr0ws June 26 2015, 01:53:05 UTC

omy gosh, you dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FRIGHTENED I WAS WHEN I READ THE BEGINNING OF YOUR COMMENT??? I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, WAS THE FIC LIKE REALLY BAD AND YOU WERE ADMITTING BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY GO LIKE 1. "WOW, YOUR FIC SUCKS, LOL." ANOTHER POSSIBILITY I WAS ENTERTAINING WAS ALSO LIKE SHIT, NOW MY WAYWARD FINGERS HAS GOTTEN ME INTO TROUBLE FOR REAL AND YOU WERE PROBABLY GOING TO BE LIKE 2. "WOW, I DON'T USUALLY SAY THIS BUT YOU'RE HECK RUDE????" MY HEART WAS LITERALLY LIKE BEATING THE SHIT OUT. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLY REALLY KEYED UP OR FRIGHTENED AND YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL YOU LITTLE RABBIT HEART IN YOUR LION'S CHEST?? I WAS LITERALLY LIKE SCARED AND RIVETED, OMGGGGG, /PUSHES YOU INTO THE RIVER, SERIOUSLY, MY GOSH. /FANS SELF ( ... )

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yumekuran June 24 2015, 04:26:19 UTC

omg*fans self* it went from cute to hot so smoothly, i was not prepared. hahaha. i hope there is a minchun one too. 😊💛

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 05:29:02 UTC

i hope that there'd be a minchun one too. /shifty eyes. but is it horrible if i say that i really don't think that there will be? like i think sometimes my character are pretty OOC but ultimately i still work with a little of their psyche and who they are and i know how changmin is like, i toss ideas about how changmin and yoochun would react if dbsk ever got together again and stuff but i'm not confident enough to smack something. D: i signed up for soms remusXsirius fic thing and i'm like, gee, let me go brush up on my remus sirius OMG, I NEED TO REIGISTER FOR COURSES IN LIKE TWO MINUTES, I'M FIDGETING OUT OF MY SKIN, IT'S A FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASIS, I AM ON OVERDRIVE, FUCKKK. OMGGGG, THIS IS KILLING ME. ANYWAY, I DON'T THINK IT'LL HAPPEN BECAUSE I'M LOUSY LIKE THAT. I EVEN BE SMACKING PEOPLE TO GET REMUS SITIUS DONE, OMG.

ema_tsukimori June 24 2015, 06:30:02 UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 08:04:13 UTC

Dudeeeee, I have 1.5 hours left at work and i aspire to finish my excel by today. I have a lot of work related aspirations. Some more noble than the rest. Finishing my work tops the list while /cough/ posting my fanfiction at work occupies the bottom of the table. I'm quite a shitty person, /whelp.

Anyway, hahahha. Thank you for reading the fic in the first place. I'm back to thanking people for reading my fic because I realise that I don't do enough reading of DBSK fics, which makes you like a better person than I am, lol. /pets you. I want to write licks you but I don't think that that was very nice. I'm doing quite well at filtering my words, waitttt, i just realised like what constitutes a top aspiration? I would say that my aspiration to bring an extension wire to work would be the top based on urgency. D: hot damn.

shin_ah_mi June 24 2015, 06:53:43 UTC

i love this!

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 07:57:33 UTC

Ahhhh, alas, I love you! /gives you a hug. It must be the title though. The title's fancy as idk, fancy as erm fancy as my pants. Wow, I'm not even wearing pants. Bless. The title's fancypants, haaahahhaah. I was so pleased of myself when I got it down. Titles are the worst, like I begin writing, finish writing, reread, edit, reread for like 3 or 4 times, open a new post, and I'm like oh man, titleeee. Looooool. I'm not even beating around the bush with this title. /ayee

And thank you for reading in the first place, dudeeeeee. I don't have enough energy to do detox/hug/complex sometimes and thank you for taking time out to drop by, like seriously. And leaving a comment D: /cries into my shirt. Ohhh, I need to finish my tea /stop crying instantaneously, heh.

motubunu7 June 24 2015, 07:07:09 UTC

enjoyed reading this :)
had been a while since i read something nice n interesting on lj :)
thank u for the post :)

countingcr0ws June 24 2015, 07:49:08 UTC

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Well, i can't really say about this fandom at the present moment because I really haven't been reading anything from this fandom on LJ after I accidentally fell out of the ship (and then got back in, ohhhhh the valour), but I still see like tons of updates going on on detox and stuff and I still recognize some big names from time to time, idk, and there's still omona, looooool. All that shade and stuff amuses the crap out of me and well, that's pretty much it. OHHHH, those news and DL blogs, those count as pretty interesting, right? Seeing that it's oppas' faces. Heh. Wow, I'm defending Lj, loool. Normal people always give me the eye when I say that the only social media I have are LJ and Wordpress, looooool ( ... )