☭ SOUL VII -- TRICK OR TREAT EVENT

[courage_meister]

Gordon.

I know it's almost Halloween, but why are there several piles of candy in our room? This seems overboard. It's not like we'll be getting trick-or-treaters. Right? What would demons want with--

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

I think one of those pieces of candy winked at me! What kind of candy is this?!

...

Caterpillar eyes? This is disgusting!

Comments

[makenshimeister]

C-Caterpillar eyes? Gross...

[courage_meister]

There seem to be a few other things here. This is all so disgusting. Is this demon candy?

[makenshimeister]

Maybe.... I don't have anything like that though...

[courage_meister]

Good. Just...be sure not to eat anything you find, no matter how normal it may seem, okay?

Outsider get!

[fireybrush]

*Hey, a girl in a cowboy outfit is knocking on your door!*

[courage_meister]

[Maka cautiously opens the door.]

...Hello?

[fireybrush]

... Trick or treat.

*So her outfit totally fits Halloween, but she doesn't look like she wants to be out doing this.*

Swear to god if that fucking monkey caused this...

[courage_meister]

Oh, right, trick-or-treating. Um...

I'm not sure if you would want the candy I have to offer.

[likethewindbaby]

Knock knock! So, where's the candy loot? 'Cause I kinda got snagged out of nowhere, so my trick stash is lower than I'd like right now, I'm afraid.

Oh my God Tom Servo this is the best thing ever

[courage_meister]

[Maka opens the door, looks around, and doesn't see anyone! Not until she looks down, anyways, and she's immediately shocked.]

This has got to be a prank.

Re: Oh my God Tom Servo this is the best thing ever

[likethewindbaby]

No, ma'am, your eyes do not deceive you. There is, in fact, the gorgeous hunk of 100% robot manliness that is the Tomster sitting at your front door, and all you have to pay for this wonderful privilege is a little bit of FDA unapproved culinary delight! Aren't you lucky?

[courage_meister]

I guess this is honestly one of the less surprising things I've seen in this world...

I have an unopened can of soda and...well, I guess it depends on how picky a robot's taste is...

[bealwayswaiting]

[courage_meister]

[Poor mangaverse Maka is completely ignorant of who this strange, tiny man(?) is and will likely regret paying any attention to him come the next comment.]

Um. Hello?

START

[bealwayswaiting]

Silence!

[bealwayswaiting]

Everything about the situation is far too obvious in your sad, lonely eyes.

ha ha [attempts]

[sluethproblem]

Somehow you've appeared somewhere else. You feel obligated to blame the weird puzzle shit. There is a bag in your hand, Halloween decorations all around and a door in front of you.

>Get arms

You already have your arms, numbnuts!

>Get pumpkin

What pumpkin? The one that looks like it could breathe fire? What are you, stupid?

>Knock on the door in a hardboiled manner

The door is knocked under your mighty fist as you knock in the most hard boiled manner ever.

Oh maaaan

[courage_meister]

[Maka opens the door in a teenage girl manner. She's a bit confused about the lack of 'trick-or-treat'.]

Hello. Can I help you?

/prolly fails

[sluethproblem]

>Demand candy corn from the teenage broad

You politely have discourse with the young girl over the matter of the gaining of candied corn.

>Ride girl like a mechanical bull

Not a chance; she's underage mack.

Not at all!

[courage_meister]

Um...

[Maka digs through her pile of goods! Past the squirrels-on-a-stick and charred newt, she finds candied corn! As in...literally candied corn. Corn covered in caramel. Seriously. She didn't really win the jackpot as far as good candy is concerned.

She offers it.]