i'm bored...
1% what color do you paint your nails? no
2% can you take this? no
3% are you tired? most of the time, yes.
4% tell me what bugs you. why should i tell you, asshole?
5% do you listen to fleetwood mac? does anyone?
6% what about rap? what about it, fag?
7% do you leave the country often? about as often as i chop my legs off.
8% is your dad evil? nah. just southern.
9% do you make pancakes? if i'm feeling fiesty.
10% do you watch 'whos line is it anyway'? when it's on and i'm around a TV with cable.
11% golden girls? b. arthur is a man.
12% the nanny? what?
13% spongebob? squarepants. yes, i do.
14% do you like to doodle? why yes, yes i do.
15% do you like to make paper airplanes? sometimes. we made one in 2-D design class last semester out of a whole piece of bristol board. that thing could have killed someone. or put an eye out... no, really.
16% do you play any sports? video games
17% do you like cheese? yup.
18% what kind is your favorite? shooooooooooooooooooooo
19% do you have eyes in the back of your head? if by eyes you mean hair. yes.
20% does your mom? does my mom wha... oh. yes.
21% have you ever read wayside stories? titties?
22% harry potter? mmhmm.
23% favorite form of death? kurt cobain
24% are these the best years of your life? they can be.
25% and do they suck? they can.
26% are you a loser? i'm taking the time to answer this quiz, faggatron. which means, no, duh.
27% are you a winner in your mind? and in yours, too. you just don't know it.
28% are you in luuuuuv? i've lost faith in love.
29% whos yo mama? oh my shit.
30% whos yo dadio? oh my shit x2.
31% do you color with crayons? yeah
32% can you see with one eye opened? if you can't you're a freak of nature and need to be in a circus.
33% what question is this? the 33rd most stupid question i've read in the last 5ish minutes.
34% what are your grades? 1.08 GPA is all i know.
35% whats your nombre? joshua
36% will you give me a break? of the kit kat bar, sure.
37% hold my hand. no.
38% shake it? like no other.
39% LOOK at it? this is getting annoying....
40% fine dont touch me. (my answer)oh sweet fuck. just stop with the dumb shit
41% wont you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff? ......
42% can you make me an icon? kill yourself.
43% do you see dead ppl? ppl? haha, fag.
44% do you eat dead ppl? ppl? haha, fag.
45% will you marry me? haha, fag.
46% i can see you. can you see me? robots and hand grenades.
47% whats the last nice thing you did? i don't know.
48% whens the last time you did your laundry? 3 weeks ago? i think.
49% be my slave? biggot.
50% be my mannequin? only if you dress me nice.
|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: fuck you i don't have a bed.
Saw you cry: belinda
Made you cry: belinda
You went to the movies with: i don't even know.
Yelled at you: my mom.
Sent you an email: i don't get emails. i get emails telling me i have messages on friendster.
|| Have you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?: yes.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: yeah.
Kept a secret from everyone: yeah
Cried during a movie: no
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: fuck yeah. ain't no shame.
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: only shitbags do that.
Been on stage: yup
Been to New York: no. sigh.
Been to California: no. sigh.
Hawaii: what the hell is there to do in hawaii except swim? i mean, really.
China: fuck SARS.
Canada: metal bands? (oh how i miss jasonpr)
Europe: no.
Asia: china is in asia. why didn't you ask this a second ago? fucktard.
South America: no.
Australia: no.
Wished you were the opposite sex: no. no way.
What time is it now?: 3:16am
Apples or bananas?: who cares. as long as you have peanut butter to go with it.
Blue or red?: red
Walmart or target?: ummmmmmmmmmmm... Super Target
Spring or Fall?: fall, for sure.
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: go to sleep?
What was the last meal you ate?: veggie saussage, rice, and a bagel earlier today.
High school or college?: college
Are you bored? why else would i be doing this? to inform people? fuck that.
Last noise you heard?: julia's cat meowing and being ohsocute.
Last smell you sniffed?: hommos from al's
Last time you went out of state/province?: last week
|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: bah. i used to.
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: i don't know.
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: t r u s t
|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?: yeah.
Do you speak any other languages?: french. a very miniscule ammount of german. and some sign language. but that doesn't count. because deaf people don't count.
Last book you read: lullaby by chuck palahniuk
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: in my "bedroom," it used to be this sleeping bag... but, um.. well yeah it's gone now.
Thing you dislike about yourself the most: more things than i'm going to spill in livejournal
Worst feeling in the world: agreeing with mr. pr... confusion.
Who you love: my dad.
Who you miss: a lot of people.
|| You ||
Nickname(s): josh mutiny. joshie.
Initials: pjh
How old do you look? i don't know.
How old do you act?: depends on the situation.
Glasses/Contacts: yup
Braces: no. but i need them. because someone told me i had bad teeth once upon a two weeks ago.
Do you have any pets?: a cat that is floating around birmingham that i miss so, so dearly.
You get embarrassed: not really, no.
What makes you happy?: designing. playing music. friends.
What upsets you?: a lot of things. fuck off.
|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to... make my life hell. not for real, though.
I Miss... security
I Wish... for stuff.
I Hope... i find a job tomorrow
I'm Annoyed by... i've already answered this, i'm sure.
I Am... sick and tired of bullshit
I Want to Be... a rockstar. oh, wait.
I Would Never... want to be batman. he got jipped in the superhero world for real.
I'd Rather... not be here right now
I Am Tired of... so sick so sick of being tired.
I Will Always be... me
|| Have you ever.. ||
Thought you were going to die: oh yeah.
Wanted to Run away: yeah.
Flunked a grade: does college count? i pretty much failed my first year.
Skipped a grade: skipping grades is for retards.
and i couldn't help myself.
thanks jason.