((Normal Text RJ, Italics Peter))

Alright, so we had a little of this, and a little of that, and voila, 1 Mt. Kilimanjaro Pizza.

...I'm not so sure about this RJ.

Oh come on, what's the worst that can happen?

5 minutes later

IT'S GONNA BLOW! DUCK AND COVER!

*BOOM!*

Hey, Noir. Need you to perform a little brain surgery on some pumpkins. There are ten of 'em out in front of the shop. Think you can get the guts out of them to they're ready for carving?

Oh, Peter? Just to let you know, I'm one the folks that know you're Spidey thanks to the Transfictional Reality thing. Not gonna tell anyone, I know you have your reasons for keeping it secret, and if you need to run out and do superhero stuff during work, well, it wouldn't be the first time I've had employees go and do that ( Read more... )

Well, two of my employees quit, more or less because they coudln't handle the general insanity that surrounds the Hinata Inn/Silver Dragon, so as of now Jungle Karma Pizza is...drumroll please...

HIRINGWe have two positions on our wait staff open, salary and hours are negotiable ( Read more... )

Znk....huh, Wha? Oh, must've fallen asleep.

Yeah, for a week jackass. I had to shut down the shop because you wouldn't wake the hell up.

Hey! RJ. Quit meditating. It's time or work.

SNORE!

Oh, goddamnit.

Edit:

Until further notice, Jungle Karma Pizza is close because my stupid Tamer won't wake the hell up.

Jungle Karma Pizza is now officially open for business.

[Attachment: Menu]

Kronk, Sam, you're welcome to come by.

Oh, and Beast Boy?

[Attachment: One Super Veggie Pizza]

One veggie pizza on the house dude.

Hello there one and all. The name's RJ. Master pizza chef. My partner Strabimon, who really needs to get rid of all that stress by the way-

I am NOT stressed. I am the perfect picture of calm. I am like a leaf on the wind, a summer breeze-

-the coils of a bed under a pair of fat people on their honeymoon-

I HEARD that.Anyways, little dude gave ( Read more... )