Fuck Fish

[courtjester08]

     So six months ago, I hooked up with this girl.  We had a fun time, went back to my place, etc. etc.  We play phone tag for about two weeks and we never see each other.  A month later I pass her downtown and she says she lost her phone and wanted my number.  So we exchange numbers and proceed to play phone tag for another two weeks.  I delete

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[blulibrarian]

There, there.

Keep in mind, that women say the same thing about men. In fact, someone just sent me this article that tries to explain why men express interest and then don't call. It's not a man/woman thing. It's a stupid human thing and you have to remember that most people are fickle by nature and total fucking idiots, excepting us maybe.

Fuck women? Fine. Fuck fish? Well, that just doesn't sound very pleasant.

Hope your day gets better. Hope you find a frisky mermaid you can count on.

[icyphoenix]

....do mermaids even have genitals?

Sorry for being female. Hope we can still be friends.

[blulibrarian]

When they're out of the water I think they do.

[courtjester08]

Bah. I'm just in a bad mood. I tend to say radical things when I'm pissed off. It'll pass.

[jenbug_101268]

wish i could say something brilliant here....but Tina's pretty much covered the ground for me...humans = idiots...
trust me...( and yes, i realize the irony of a woman saying "trust me")....I know...buck up, camper...*gives huge conciliatory hug*

[blulibrarian]

Go here (Jenni just sent this to me)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/blulibrarian/Faire2/faire08-07-04013.jpg

You're making an interesting face and it's not my best picture, but it is rare that I am captured on film with a natural smile and not looking like total bitch. I'm sure Jen would say that's because I am a total bitch. My mom would say, "Did you say witch or bitch? Stop showering me with compliments."