Finals can suck my dick.

 Obama is a baller.

 I think I may be in the midst of a mid-life crisis.  Ha, kidding, I still have a couple of years for that shit.  But I don't know, I am just tired of cold weather and a shitload of homework assignments that I don't do. And I am worried I am going to get bad grades. And I don't think my parents realize how much more difficult OSU is compared to ( Read more... )

I am such a drunkass.

At least people think I am really hilarious.

Sigh.

The boys are coming to visit me today.

I am nervous...because they are loud and I live right across from the RA.

Phew.

Happy New Year! My, what a night it was. I went to a couple of places, and rang in the new year the same place as last year.  This year = no puking, and no mono, so in general i think this is a good sign. I woke up with a cock, a hitler-stauce, black eyebrows and loads of shit written all over my face and arms... and chest.. and back. But other ( Read more... )

So I took a survey on MySpace...LAME...ha but yeah, I realized I have ridiculous expectations for my potential husband. Here is the beginning...

Do you have any expectations or "requirements" for the "love of your life"?:

Oh yeah.

If yes, what are they? If you said no, why not?:

1. Excellent sense of Humor
2. They can not be the jealous type. A little ( Read more... )

 I jumped in a lake last night and it wasn't even cold. I think that pretty much speaks for the night.

FUCK MICHIGAN

 I have still not gone to sleep yet. This is like record shit, and I'm not even very tired ( Read more... )

I just pulled my first all-nighter.

Well, my first one for a paper. Obviously I've stayed up all night before.

I still have like 2 pages of this paper to do, and I need to do in text citations.

FUCK