Over Spring Break I spend some time at the New College of Florida in Sarasota. I arrived there with the intent of staying in the dorm room of a close friend. Almost as soon as we got there, however, she realized she "had to go back to Tampa" (i.e. couldn't stand to be around me). I was left with two options. I could either return with her to Tampa ( Read more... )

I left for Arizona from Minnesota on New Year's Eve after 4 of the most boring months in my life. I still wasn't sure if I would go to the University of Arizona or Arizona State University (I was leaning towards ASU). Why didn't I just go to the University of South Florida? The main reason, as much as I hate to admit it, was just that I wanted to ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I pulled too much paper off the roll when I was going to the bathroom. I didn't want to waste it so I rolled it into a tube and tried to wipe my ass with it but it got stuck. When I woke up my ass hurt.

I want good answers!

Wheee!

I've been accepted to the University of Arizona! I can still make fun of people who go to community college! So many good times!

I don't know if I'm only going to update this thing when I go to concerts but it's looking that way now. Anyway, yesterday I saw Mindless Self Indulgence. It was something. I don't think I need to tell you what that something was ( Read more... )

I'm finally doing things in Minnesota. This would be the coolest place ever if I actually knew someone here but at least doing crap by myself is better than sitting on my ass all day ( Read more... )

I saw a hot homeless girl on the side of the road. Any thoughts?

I used to be in Florida, now I'm not.