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[cousin_bob]

I had a dream that I pulled too much paper off the roll when I was going to the bathroom. I didn't want to waste it so I rolled it into a tube and tried to wipe my ass with it but it got stuck. When I woke up my ass hurt.

Comments

[boricuabuli]

aww...i have had dreams where i wake up hurting, never in my ass, but hey it's all good.

[thesteve714]

that's a classic interaction right there. I give 3 good times for that one.

[dreamndeception]

lol icon is hillarious

[x_robot_x]

i have had that dream once but i got in a fight with the metal piece where you put the roll on and i woke up with scratches everywhere.... i am starting to think i sleepwalk or something

[dreamndeception]

oh my goodness matthew you sure u werent like...raped? haha I dunno

[lollipop___porn]

you and your pooping stories.