I think I'm on a See's chocolate/too much cheesecake/post-shopping high. I'm all... happy. Or whatever. Euphoric? Sure.

But I have a sinking feeling I'm going to get fat as a result. But MAN is cheesecake tasty!

The first sentence is crucial, the first word is crucial, this document could potentially change the civilized modern world as we know it and, of course, I can't think of a single thing to write. She sat next to her computer dripping with an unbelievably disgusting combination of sweat and rain. A completely open ended task left her with nothing ( Read more... )

Chem textbook quotes:

Pg 10, paragraph 2, sentence 1: "The difficulty will not go away."

Pg 246, side column note 1 regarding 2nd law of thermodynamics: "In short, things get worse."It's as if it's foreshadowing my awful (and by awful, I mean "not A"...) semester grade after bombing midterm 2 ( Read more... )

So my first task for my internship is to enter data from like a bajillion surveys about tobacco use. One of the questions is "Do you think the college environment promotes tobacco use? Please explain" and some chick, supposedly a grad student but she said she's twenty (pfff) says "Only for the guys because they're dumb and they think it makes them ( Read more... )

Betty is missing the days when losing the chance to get a Mario shaped popsicle from the ice cream truck as it passed through the neighborhood was her biggest concern.

( New 'Do )

Okay, so aimexpress isn't working right now, which is probably the most frustrating thing ever. I walked a good ten minutes through pouring rain (with lightning, thunder, the whole deal) armed with nothing but my flip flops and an umbrella with a big old hole in it. And I get here and I'm drenched and my flipflops are grainy from walking through ( Read more... )

So I've gotten probably upwards of 50 mosquito bites since we arrived in China, including a good ten on my hands and fingers, feet and toes (which are the worst..), but interestingly enough, there is a bright side to all of this sweet-American-blood-sucking-bullying-fest, as my Grandma so cleverly calls it. We have in the house this electric bug ( Read more... )

So I'm going to try and be on AIM once a day sometime between 10pm and 2am. If you love me, try and join me once in a while. Please. I beg of you. Even if you hate me, and just want to bitch me out, please, contact me. I need to converse in English. (Please ( Read more... )

smells like feces and trash, is unbearably hot and humid to the point that I have a constant valley of sweat between my breasts (ick), is under construction EVERYWHERE, has the worst drivers (and people in general?) in the world, is dusty and dirty and has super awkward and rude peeps, and contains some of the most unfashionable people ever ( Read more... )