The things I get distracted by... today it's Opera and Mozart on YouTube... Usually it's dancing (break, tap, or pole ( Read more... )

Seriously. What kind of bug would bite the bottom of your foot? That's just mean.

So I was reading with Gozer and eating popcorn. She, being a beasty hog what loves popcorn, was trying to steal some out of the bowl. I had given her some popcorn with nothing on it, but she prefers it how I eat it (butter, salt, Parmesan cheese). She was crawling all over, trying to steal it or climb in the bowl. She is so cute! But anyway, ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning and there were no twins in the living room. :(
I guess on the plus side, though, I can crunch my cereal with impunity. And no guilt about my getting-ready noises.
Come back soon! Hopefully it won't be as messy so you won't feel compelled to clean!

Turns out there's no such thing as Harry Potter.

Yeah, it was all just an optical illusion.

Whee! A Russian person commented in Russian on my last entry ( Read more... )

Dreamtime ( Read more... )

Google "Wizard People, Dear Readers" and download both files. Rent the first Harry Potter movie. Watch the movie, listen to the files. Laugh and laugh. My god.

I've always thought our bathroom water tasted funny, and now I know why. There was a bunch of black shit on the faucet. Nasty! I can't believe I brushed my teeth with it, washed the hog in it, even drank it a couple times. Ew. I washed it off with soap (there was so much ick on it!), so hopefully now it's better... but I have that sick feeling that ( Read more... )

Nerd moment ( Read more... )