CONFIRMED! YOU SUCK! COCK MONKEY!

sometimes it takes me a little while to realize when a person's been a jerk to me for months or years at a time.

i think i think you're a jerk but i'm not 100% sure yet.

is it less wildly inappropriate and unhealthy if we're well aware that we're being ridiculous and enjoying every second of it?

My new years resolution, followed by likelihood-of-completion percentage ( Read more... )

Begin at 3, my favorite number ( Read more... )

there are very few things that i try to avoid in people. i am pretty good about being non-discriminatory. if anything i've had things for things many people discriminate against- short guys, asian guys, straight-acting sloppy kind of guys. but the one thing that i'd like to avoid is guys who sing opera. that's all. i have no problem with opera, i ( Read more... )

i don't know what needs to happen to make this stop and how and when that will be, but it needs to happen in six months ago.

- Having roommates ( Read more... )

one day a guy and i will have the same positive, romantic, sexual and emotional feelings towards each other at the same time. until then i'm going to write some plays, get some licenses and degrees and try not to step on anyone's toes.

life is one hell of a fucking journey. i'll get it right one of these days.