Chapter 58: Prefects Breasts

[cheryl_bites]

Ah, crossovers. They exist only to cause me pain, especially when the person/creature/thing writing them doesn’t realise that a paragraph should generally terminate in a punctuation mark. Incidentally, does anyone know the Latin for “stop using online translators”?

NB: now that Babb_Chronicles is once again ticking along nicely, I’m thinking of

Comments

[thelittlebudgie]

He had the most amazing green eyes and a lightening bolt scar on his left forehead.

Zaphod, you hoopy frood, is that you?

She had the most amazing figure. She was at least 5’9’’ in height, had blue eyes, prefects breasts and an ass every guy would drool watching her walk.

Making every man drool the same ass is pretty impressive.

She immediately turned him over and unbuckled his pants

Surprise buttsex!

Vicky's rambles

Stream-of-consciousness, ur doin it wrong.

“DON’T YOU DARE CALL MY WIFE/MOTHER A MUDBLOOD!” Harry and James both called as one when Voldemort was about to finish his sentenceOedipus with a time-travel twist

[cheryl_bites]

I'm tired of it always being Dumbledore with the "binding Harry's magic" plot. Make it Hagrid for once, or something.

XD!!!!

But, seeing as you happen to mention it, the abilities Dumbledore has blocked in said fic include these:

“One of which was a stunting growth, probably so Harry would be shy and everything; I believe that the werewolf’s height is closer to your real height. Another was one that would suppress your magic, which is why you were given a weaker wand. Another blocked your animagus forms, we’ll help you transform later. Another blocked an interesting ability; the assassin complex”

Now, I'm not an expert in these things, but I can't help thinking that putting a block on something called "the assassin complex" might have been quite a good move on Dumbledore's part.

[anayra_hirialen]

Aah, but what you fail to see is that the "assassin complex" is the one thing needed to defeat Voldie, and mean, nasty Dumbledore is preventing the saving of the wizarding world by suppressing this ability! Only the faithful see the truth!!!111!!

[cheryl_bites]

I think you are almost certainly right. 9_9 Actually, this part particularly amuses me:

Then my friends betrayed me, they thought I was into dark arts and was becoming dark and had joined Voldemort because Dumbledore was dead and gave me all sorts of crap and tried to get me sent to Azkaban so I would not kill them all. Why they turned on me I do not know till date. So I left them and decided to fight him on my own, it was me against everybody. I could have decided to go dark and kill every body but I didn’t, because it wouldn’t be what my parents, godfather and my surrogate godfather would have wanted.

He could have gone Dark and killed everyone! But he didn't! He... went Light and killed everyone. Which obviously makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

[plaid_slytherin]

I never understood the whole "Madam Rosmerta is a sex goddess" thing before. I always pictured her as an old lady!

[eir_de_scania]

She can't be that old - Ron got a bit pink around the ears when ordering from her!

[cheryl_bites]

"Pretty and curvy", according to Harry, was she not? Thank god the Suethor didn't take the opportunity to say that the curves were in all the right places. I think it's because he's a bloke.

[anayra_hirialen]

Authors note: I actually laughed while writing this

[eir_de_scania]

Authors note: I actually laughed while writing this.
***Well, good for you, because I didn't.

To be fair, she doesn't say the fic made her laugh. She made have found something else funny...or she was tickled.

[cheryl_bites]

***I..what? How is incest funny, exactly? And I though Harry was shagging Rosmerta?

No, Harry was having sex with this "Sarah" person, who is supposed to be his half-sister. And yes, Rosmerta lacks tact, doesn't she?

I think my brain melted while contemplating that convuluted "heirs" business in the last fic. And is it supposed to be some sort of HP/Eragon/Van Helsing crossover? Or is that just me?

I don't blame you. And it has Anne Rice characters and X-Men in there as well. The author seems to have decided to include every idea from every fic he'd read in the last month.

[eir_de_scania]

"Best Of"-mice are always welcome. Especially when I'm quoted

[anayra_hirialen]

RL lightning doesn't make any sounds. Or perhaps "lightening" are different?
***Well, perhaps someone was trying to "lighten" the atmosphere by telling a joke, hence the noise.
...That was dreadful.

[jessstretch]

Potters do not exist.
But luckily they still have glaziers and blacksmiths, otherwise it'd really suck.

He then lengthened his hair a bit so that they just fell over his shoulders and gave him a very regal Snape look.

kissed her neck making her gasp... bit his nipple gently making him gasp...gently making her gasp... she said gasping
Quick, someone get an asthma inhaler in there!

She ended up putting a silencing charm on me. It helped the noise, but not the moving.
I know a curse that could fix that....starts with "avada"

It starts in DOM and I'm not going to say anything else
Oh, well that's good, cos I was afraid you were going to give away the ending!

HP/RL/SB HP/FG/S HP/RL/FG HP/SB/S HP/FG/RL/SB/S
Why didn't she just write "featuring Slut!Harry" and be done with it?

“DON’T YOU DARE CALL MY WIFE/MOTHER A MUDBLOOD!” Harry and James both called as one
Let's hope they shouted out the right term each, otherwise questions may be asked....

A beautiful woman whose hair was brown with a bit of yellow (guess who!)
Um...who?

Ego

[cheryl_bites]

kissed her neck making her gasp... bit his nipple gently making him gasp...gently making her gasp... she said gasping
Quick, someone get an asthma inhaler in there!

Mmm... perhaps someone was removing all the oxygen from the room in a bid to kill the Sues. *Whistles innocently*

“Oh don’t worry; I’ll be fit for you and Sirius in a moment” he then took a pepper-up potion and was now ready for Sirius
*guttermind*

Note that he's going to have Sirius's wood, as well >:D

[eir_de_scania]

Quick, someone get an asthma inhaler in there!

***For Mary Sue and Gary Stu? Forget it.