Chapter 60: The Marauders Had No Classes With Peter
Time for further speculation on the mystery of author profiles. Why do Suethors fill them with crap? Why do they not check any of the spelling therein? Why do they include quotes from “Ceciro”, whoever he is, and awful poems about abortion? I cannot answer any of these questions. I can only provide you with silly quotes to laugh at.
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***Something tells me the spelling was correct in the original, though
The marauders were acting out of character because they were planning a prank on the new arrivals
***Out of character?
The marauders had no classes with Peter and he was never apart from them other than that
***Detention for this suethor consists of writing "Peter was one of the marauders" one thousand times. With a quill. On parchment.
Sevans. Servus Snape, a difficult character to write. Very complex.
***Rather like his cousin Severus Snape, then
“Well, I think it’s time to tell you, Prue. I can’t keep this a secret any longer. Prue you have a kid, you had him when you were 15 with a boy called Sirius Black. I’m so sorry; the Elders didn’t want you to know.”
***Oh no, not another mpreg.
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***What an odd name.
When in reality you hate his guts!” Ron shouted out, covering his mouth when he realized what he had said.
***Ron's behaving like a dick, so this is Harry/Hermione, isn't it?
he only had a few more minuets to wait
***Suethors measure time in weird ways. Do minuets even have a set length?
none of us had Ho-school
***You'll probably do just fine without it.
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For once it's Hermione/Draco, and Harry/OC! :o
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'Things we lose always have away of coming back to us in the end...if not always in the way we expect'-Luna Lovegood
*facepalm* Luna says that her mother told her that. (And not like that line's in the book to begin with, although I do happen to like it.)
“Ro do you have any objections?” Al asked
“Tones
This fic Hertz.
“So is everyone else on bored with this plan”
*snerk* I'm on bored already, yeah.
her mother had a very successful journalist carer
Who knew journalists needed so much grooming and walking?
there was this hole thing where he couldn’t keep his eyes off you
In biology, we call that the vagina.
James’ names stake fitted him remarkably well
It was lodged firmly and snugly in his chest, and seemed unlikely to fall off at an inopportune time.
none of us had Ho-school for eleven years
I didn't know you needed to go to school to learn that!
The marauders had no classes with Peter
Um... how?
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“What? You’re taking me to Dragon Alley!” I said, my green eyes getting wide. Marcus just laughed lightly like I had said something extremely funny.
“No, not Dragon Alley, Elisabeth. Di-a-gon Alley,” He said in between laughs.
“You British people and your words,” I said rolling my eyes as I grabbed floo powder, yet again, from on top of the fireplace.
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***But of course. You don't think Rita's nails are doing themselves, do you, dear?
The marauders had no classes with Peter
Um... how?
***Never mind. Peter was a traitor from birth, and the other three couldn't stand him. Now, this is totally non-canon, but what's canon to a suethor? What does that Rowling woman know about her creations anyway?
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lol.
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*head-desk*
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*snerk* Someone please icon this.
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
You and me both, Suethor, you and me both.
His green eyes were mirrored with lust ... Hedwig rattled in her cage, looking at him with her fierce yellow eyes. “Hey, girl,” Harry tore himself away from the window, “Want to go out for a ride?”
Harry/Hedwig... I actually don't think I've seen that one before. And I hope to never see it again.
Every time I see the name Prue I am forcibly reminded of Plue, the little dog thing from Groove Adventure Rave and Fairy Tail. As much as I love Plue, I don't think I can really see him as a father (or mother, as I think they're implying here).
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I have. It is not pretty.
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