Chapter 62: The Oder Of The Phoenix

[cheryl_bites]

Crap Crossover Day strikes again! If anyone knows why someone thought Dean Thomas would make a good gangsta, feel free to let me know. Similarly, why Jareth from Labyrinth would make a good substitute for Ginny. At least there are pirates, though. Everything’s better with pirates.

Best New Word: “Blaisebrought”. Guess that’s near Middlesbrough.

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[cybeleadam]

"The Oder of the Phoenix"
Does "Oder" means something in English?
"Odeur" (French world, of course) means "smell" so, to me, that title is hilarious.

[cheryl_bites]

Yep, same word. XD It's spelt odor in America and odour in Britain, but "oder" would sound the same, so... nul points to the Suethor! Except for making us laugh.

[cybeleadam]

Ah, yes! I hadn't thought of the fact that two words can sound the same in English even if a vowel is different. (You'd think Suethors would help me remembering that since their spelling is often so weird - and sometimes very confusing for people like me.)

[beardedtroll]

Want you know how I lost my virginity?

No, not really. I'm familiar with the procedure.

'Back on point, how exactly does a girl end up surrounded by a gang at 4:00AM in the morning in all alone in the library.'

More to the point, how does a gang end up in a library in the first place?

Jackson had 23 pirates on board his shit the Hades Way,

He eats cannonballs and shit pirates?

“Aye sir, tis look like they carry a heavy load, we will walk away with gold in out pockets”

Wouldn't they sink?

[eir_de_scania]

Wouldn't they sink?
***It's magic. Or something.

[shyfoxling]

He eats cannonballs and shit pirates?

Just think if it were the other way around!

[eir_de_scania]

Want you know how I lost my virginity? So do I
***Even if you were too drunk to remember, are there that many alternatives?

Dean Thomas and his gang
***Seamus Finnegan? Or did Neville join them?

"We could get in a lot of trouble for this," Harry said.
***Now Kloves are giving Hermiones lines to Harry. Well, it's only fair, as she gets all the other's

Peter Pettigrew who was the shops cook.
***At least the suethor doesn't use him as shark bait. Peter should be relieved.

(James is fighting Captain Riddle:)
James groaned under the pressure of the old mans sword.
***Fighting? Oh.

After planing a revolt with other rebels,
***Rebels into woodcraft?

Disclaim Her: I own nothing except my wild imagination
***And you're welcome to keep it, dear.

[beardedtroll]

***Rebels into woodcraft?

Them barricades don't build themselves, you know.

[cheryl_bites]

You have to snape them. With the pirates!

[shyfoxling]

You have to snape them.

That little bit of vocabulary trivia finally comes in useful.

[thelittlebudgie]

No one else was in the library not now, not even the Library, Madam Price. Price trusted Hermione to be alone in the Library with her precious books.

Hermione is in Madam Price's unoccupied body? And I can't imagine that Madam Pince is too happy about all her books being in a body.

the only thing covering up his father's day.

Well, that's a new one.

after 7 years of searching he may have found the thing to empty his ship.

"Finally, a port with a crane!"

up on its deck stood Captain James, not man y knew

Mann y Knew, the Welsh cabin boy, was currently belowdecks.

I want you to go to a big box of scum and move it to the left and return it after u slip behind it, then continue to go further back to some more boxes ofscum

"Why on earth are you carrying boxes of scum?"
James blushed. "It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[cheryl_bites]

boxes of scum

DX I spent aeons trying to think what this could be a typo for, and I'm no nearer now than when I started.

[eir_de_scania]

I can't imagine that Madam Pince is too happy about all her books being in a body.
***Why not? Keeps those pesky students from manhandling them, you know.

[cheryl_bites]

*Suspicious* So how did Hermione get in?

[vivian_lake]

>>>Lily Evans was actually a 22 year old female, she had long red hair from her father which she kept piled underneath her hat, emerald eyes from her mother and a pout like her grandmothers.

Oh, how I like it when characters carry around their parents' parts! I guess it's probably sustainable expression, but still...

>>>Disclaim Her

Gladly. Neither this author nor this fic are belong to Vivian Lake. Vivian is not, in any way (exept moral satisfaction ), profit from not owning them.

>>>Marriage is when two people who love each other very much join together in front of a priest and witnesses

So there's no such thing as secular marriage? Only religious ceremony counts? Atheists can't marry? That's why Jareth is not married, I suppose... Or, maybe, goblins have some religion, but it's somehow priestless?

[eir_de_scania]

You're right. Seems I haven't been married for the last twenty-four years as I thought, as there was no priest involved. We had witnesses though, does that help?