☿ FORM VIII

[covets_humanity]

Alright! Any and all analysts had better come to get tested. Not doing so will qualify you for automatic failure.

I do hope you get off your asses for your motherland♥

Comments

[relaxiamadoctor]

Tested for what?

[covets_humanity]

Hell if I know.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Well, I'm busy with the cows right now. I'll be at the factory if you wish to come by and test me. I'm not sure I'll have time to go to you~

[covets_humanity]

I couldn't care less. Besides, I don't want to be around anyone that's been 'busy with the cows'. You pass.

Congratulations.

[doesntpoop]

Tested? What kind of test?

[OOC: Just out of interest, is this entry backtagged on Monday or is it on Wednesday?]

[covets_humanity]

A test to see whether or not you need to get reported for utterly failing whatever you're supposed to be analyzing.

[Wednesday. Envy's put it off.]

[doesntpoop]

My...that sounds terrible! That means you're going report people to those, mon- [Remembers what happened to her on Monday and decides to stop - pretending to be sweet and innocent sure is hard]

[covets_humanity]

Those what?

[convallariaceae]

Ah, I am a housing analyst.

Where would you like me to go for testing?

Or I could simply tell you that I have been working quite hard for the good of our Union, comrade. It seems the housing assignments in our town are quite satisfactory, and no changes were needed.

However I do believe a Miss Olivier requested another shelf in order to store more beets to complete her own assignment...however I am not sure if this falls under my job description.

[covets_humanity]

Olivier? I'd have to say that no, it doesn't fall under your job description.

...You may want to report her for wasting your time.

[convallariaceae]

I have considered it...however reporting her for such a minor slight would not be beneficial to our glorious Union, would it? It would simply be a waste of our Party Leader's time to have to deal with such a report.

And we wouldn't want to do that...Да?

[covets_humanity]

I'd be more concerned with letting such slights go without punishment. Wasting a representative of the government's time with such a lazy request isn't something to be ignored. Laziness is laziness and we cannot condone any here.

[wontjustwait]

Huh? Testing? Analysts?

What're you up to, Envy?

[covets_humanity]

...Just doing as I'm told.

[wontjustwait]

So they gave you one of those weird jobs? How's it coming? I really don't want to know what'll happen if you don't complete it.

Any way I can help?

[covets_humanity]

Are you an analyst?

[tuna_surprise]

[There's a knock on the door.]

[covets_humanity]

What the? Who could--

[Envy opens the door and stares.]