☿ FORM X

[covets_humanity]

[Being its ever-so-curious self, Envy had decided to inspect the cereal boxes to see what FABULOUS PRIZES awaited!]

5 Boxtops: Cute Clothes!

20 Boxtops: Mass!

50 Boxtops: Philosopher's Stone!

200 Boxtops: FULL HOMUNCULUS BODY.

500 Boxtops: DIGNITY!

...Tck, hilarious. Even the bastards here can see through me...?

1,000 Boxtops: FRIENDS!...You

Comments

[perfektsymmetry]

W-what in the world do you need a thousand for?

[covets_humanity]

...

My vast and incomprehensible inhuman powers, of course! What else would be worth that much to the great Envy?

[perfektsymmetry]

O-oh. Really? What kind of powers? I-I don't have anything like that, so they town didn't offer me up much... not like I trust this anyway.

[covets_humanity]

Sorry. As much as I'd love to brag--and I do--they're less fun when people know about them.

[covets_humanity]

If I explained, it'd make her head explode.

oh gosh this is GREAT <3

[limerenceloli]

H-hey! Save some for the rest of us!

I-It's not like he NEEDS friends!!!

[covets_humanity]

Hey, it's first come, first serve! You better get your fatass moving!

classical state of denial

[limerenceloli]

[IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!]

You better watch out! I'll come after you and steal all your boxtops in your sleep!

[no srsly I can't think of a better reply.]

[covets_humanity]

Haha, like I wouldn't be able to hear you coming! Man, that was weak.

[glasscaseflower]

I ran out of boxtops.

[covets_humanity]

What, you eat them? That's not how they work.

[glasscaseflower]

I gave them all away a couple of hours ago.

[covets_humanity]

Great. You're real generous.

actionnn

[aitherial]

[ looking over Envy's shoulder ]

Those are the most pathetic prizes I have ever seen.

[covets_humanity]

[Envy just crushes the box.]

I'm sure you're perfectly suited to judge that.

[aitherial]

[...]

You do not have mass?

[covets_humanity]

Pfft, of course I have mass. I doubt you'd understand if I explained what it meant.