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These disasters are not Natural
Buy five copies of this album. These "natural" disasters are not the product of your feeble jewish god, but convocations of the bringers of wrath of ancients with Steel Burning Thunder. Mass Purchases of Bloodstorm albums will be directly related to current weather issues. OR you could let the Wardragon spread his wings and descend partially into our realm and destroy the southern US with his infamous Claw, Claw, Wing, Wing, Tail, Tail, Claw, Claw, Bite, Bite, Bite, Breath Weapon, Wing, Wing, Claw, Claw, Bite, Breath Weapon, Breath Weapon, Breath Weapon attack sequence. That's all one combat round. It will fuck your armor up. He also emanates an aura of diminished resurrection for sheer pleasure of killing you repeatedly until you suffer such an excess of damage you essentially become cosmic dust, and are absorbed, the power ofyour feeble soul allowing him to regenerate HP. He hits on Ones, and is dismissable by only one known wizard.
Buy five copies of this album. These "natural" disasters are not the product of your feeble jewish god, but convocations of the bringers of wrath of ancients with Steel Burning Thunder. Mass Purchases of Bloodstorm albums will be directly related to current weather issues. OR you could let the Wardragon spread his wings and descend partially into our realm and destroy the southern US with his infamous Claw, Claw, Wing, Wing, Tail, Tail, Claw, Claw, Bite, Bite, Bite, Breath Weapon, Wing, Wing, Claw, Claw, Bite, Breath Weapon, Breath Weapon, Breath Weapon attack sequence. That's all one combat round. It will fuck your armor up. He also emanates an aura of diminished resurrection for sheer pleasure of killing you repeatedly until you suffer such an excess of damage you essentially become cosmic dust, and are absorbed, the power ofyour feeble soul allowing him to regenerate HP. He hits on Ones, and is dismissable by only one known wizard.