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[cow_fishing]

okay, this is a reply to Lesley's ( http://www.livejournal.com/users/daveyluver/ ) latest post. But she'll probably have another six down by the time I finish writing it, but oh well.. I'm just kinda afraid that her mom or Tanna might accidentally stumble on her journal and see this, lol

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yep

[syxtfour]

"6. coax his full name out of him and then look it up on the internet. Get as much crap as you can and then recite it all back to him. This seriously freaks people out. Ask Alan if you don't believe me.

and 7. if all else fails, threaten him with Sally. this also works:

A Brown Crayon (6:25:29 PM): ..
A Brown Crayon (6:25:35 PM): :::throws Sally at you:::
syxtfour (6:25:40 PM): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
syxtfour (6:26:10 PM): -gets inside a Sally-proof room and then faints-

see? a slow, painful death for your horny stalkers."

It's true. It's all true.