you: "oh goddamnit"

righty then, lots of things have been happening lately. I've been working a lot (I had 37.5 scheduled hours last week), I sleep a lot, I'm reading a long book, and Lesley was here for a full week and we kept leaving and shit. Plus I'm getting sick of coming on because no one ever talks to me except Alan and occasionally Meag, ( Read more... )

Dean (to Vince, about me): "she's such a bee-otch, and she can't even take a joke or anything. She never even laughs"
me: "k."
Dean: :::accidently hits himself in the crotch with the mop handle:::
me: :::laughs:::

so there, you assbastard.

yeah in my last post, I said he was STARTING to bother me. And that was what, five, six days ago? I think I ( Read more... )

man that guy's starting to bug me.. he couldn't scratch his ass properly for minimum wage, let alone cook/serve/clean/whatever in a fast food restaurant. And he has this nasty habit of NOT DOING SHIT except standing there, trying to stare over my shoulder even though he's six inches shorter than me and whistling the Lassie theme.

Two people were ( Read more... )

I think my entire family is obsessed with keeping me here. I swear, they won't let me go ( Read more... )

Breakfast of Champions. holy crap that was a weird book.

and the title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with it.

"Wobin, you fweak, stwanger means people you don't know and you know me. duh ( Read more... )

Riiiiiight then. My rabbit escaped and I thought I had lost him.. dumb thing. I searched the backyard over and over again and couldn't find him.. and went to look in the front when I heard voices. From outside, not in my head. Anyway.. the weird women next door that always bitch about my family were sitting outside smoking and drinking, so I ( Read more... )

for the record, Alan got me a sega genesis a couple weeks ago, Lesley got me ..something she's going to send, I think a gift card but I'm not sure, Jen's going to send me two(!) cards, and a couple people (including one that doesn't even talk to me) said happy birthday ( Read more... )

GUESS WHAT I GOT TODAY?!

THUD THUD THUD. "Wobin, can I use yowr piddow to way down on the couch? and gwamma told me to say to you happy buuthday"

..well ..they're going to be gone most of tomorrow. I guess that can count as a present.

oh oh, me, me!

"this stupid thing is going straight up into my crotch."
-my mom, about my bike seat.

does anyone have a spare bike seat?

..would you mind replacing the one I have? I can't seem to go within five feet of it without convulsing.

Anyway, I lived the life of a typical lazy bastard today, but it was hot and I felt sick. I got up at ( Read more... )