ALL THE EMPLOYED ... ALL THE EMPLOYED... ALL THE EMPLOYED... ALL THE EMPLOYED.... PUT YOUR HANDS UP... IF YOU WORK THEN YOU SHOULDA GOTTN PAID FOR IT... IF YOU WORKED THAN YOU SHOULDA GOTTN PAID FOR IT... HEY HEY ( Read more... )

ONE MORE THING.... WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME .... I HAD TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS?????????? FOOLS... YOU SHALL PAY ( Read more... )

Barker Tragedy Brings Blink-182 Back Together ( Read more... )

IT'S SO WEIRD!!!! I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MY HOROSCOPES... BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY... EXCEPT... LOOK FOR A PLACE TO SLEEP AND FUCK... AND THE HOROSCOPES HAVE BEEN MAINLY CORRECT... TODAY... IT SAID THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ARE WHEN ALL OF MY THINGS ARE GOING TO COME TOGETHER.... I LOST MY CELL PHONE... NO... ACTUALLY... MY TRANNIE FRIEND LOST MY ( Read more... )

omg omg omg.... anyway... so... after ... der... what's his name... joe... I GOT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE... SO ... I CHILLED UP AND DOWN WEST HOLLYWOOD... WHICH IS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "BOYS TOWN"... RIGHT? WELL I'M LIKE... OH GOOD... MAYBE I'LL FIND A GAY STRIP JOINT... NOPE... MAYBE A GOGO DANCING THING... NOPE... YOU KNOW... I FOUND 3 GIRL STRIP ( Read more... )

HEY!!!!!!!!!! LET'S SEE LET'S SEE LET'S SEE... SO... WAS CHILAXN IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD... AND THEN.... WHERE WAS I?????????? OH YEA.... LOOKN' FOR A NEW PLACE TO GO RIGHT??? SO I PUT ANOTHER ADVERT OUT... THIS GUY... JOE...RESPONDS... I'M ALL... OKAY... SO HE PICKS ME UP... AND FIRST THING I NOTICE... JOE HAS A MERCEDEZ BENZ... ALRIGHT!... SCORE ONE ( Read more... )

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING SOMETHING TO BE REALLY COOL... LIKE GOING TO SIX FLAGS... AND THEN IT ISN'T BECAUSE... LIKE... SOMEBODY GOT SICK... AND NOW YOU CAN'T GO... OR ... SOMEBODY DIES... I DON'T KNOW. WELL YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING SOMETHING TO BE SO NOT COOL... BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE WAY COOL... CHYA! SO LET'S SEE... LONG DAY ( Read more... )

HELLO HELLO HELLO! WHAT A DAY... SO WENT BACK TO THE MOTEL LAST NIGHT... WATCHED MORE DISNEY... AND THEN!!!! THE DISNEY CHANNEL LITERALLY WARPED INTO TNT... FOR SOME BOXING MATCH... GAY! I WANT TO WATCH HANNAH MONTANNA NOT BIG BLACK BOLD PEOPLE FIGHT... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH PERSON IS WHICH... NOW MIKE TYSON VS HULK HOGAN... NOW THERE'S A MATCH I ( Read more... )

WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP????? WHAT TIME IS IT? ADVENTURE TIME... ! LET'S START DANCING! WHAT TIME IS IT? THE TIME OF OUR LIVES ... 1.2. THAT IS COO ( Read more... )

HEY LOSERS... I MIGHT BE GONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE... I WILL BE BACK... OR I'LL BE DEAD... HAHA.... YEEEEESH
PEACE OUT
-BRIAN