Comments | cow_launchimus: JESUS SHIT.

cow_launchimus

JESUS SHIT.

Jan 30, 2005 20:01

Okay, this isn't cool. After an odd conversation (Which I will spare you from even though I am hateful and unmerciful) this happenned to a buddy I was talking to. ::Picks nose ( Read more... )

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anniesj January 31 2005, 01:07:24 UTC

I immediately regret ever buying you paid time on LJ.

*blows nose and trembles*

cow_launchimus January 31 2005, 01:10:26 UTC

No no, the worst part is this.

[20:03] Me: MY FRIEND BLEW HIS NOSE AND A BABY ROACH CAME OUT.
[20:08] ANOTHERROACHSNORTER: Yeah, that happened to me, too.
[20:08] *** Auto-response sent to ANOTHERROACHSNORTER: Project/Food
[20:08] ANOTHERROACHSNORTER: We're gonna go eat.
[20:08] ANOTHERROACHSNORTER: By.e
[20:08] Me: WAIT WTF?
[20:08] *** Auto-response from ANOTHERROACHSNORTER: NOT. FUCKING. HERE.
[20:09] Me: THERE'S A DIFFERRENCE BETWEEN COINCIDENCE AND INVASION.

WTF IS THIS? TWO PEOPLE. TWO!

anniesj January 31 2005, 01:19:04 UTC

Dude, why aren't we addressing this war on the cockroaches?! Clearly, we need to be targetting THEM next, not Syria or Iran or whatever! THEY ARE BREEDING AND TAKING OVER!!! AND I THINK THEY HAVE OIL RESERVES!!!!

cow_launchimus January 31 2005, 01:22:26 UTC

So THAT'S why they're in our noses. For the oil we reserve there. It all becomes so clear now...::Picks nose::

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circe_tigana January 31 2005, 01:30:32 UTC

Oh my fucking god.

::buys clothespins::

YOU LIVE IN A FREAKY COUNTRY FULL OF BUGS AND CRABS!

GAH!

cow_launchimus January 31 2005, 01:34:54 UTC

Yeah, but they'll be over there soon. They're trying to dodge the draft too. Watch your nose there, buddy!

circe_tigana January 31 2005, 01:38:23 UTC

There's no way I'm going to be able to sleep tonight. Also, we're sure they weren't talking about a joint?

cow_launchimus January 31 2005, 01:39:42 UTC

Positive. Plus, there will be a picture soon when he gets back. I'll be sure to add it in here.

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meriadoc_mi January 31 2005, 02:27:05 UTC

that is scary shit. I've never even seen a roach and now I'm freaking the hell out. WTF. and it's not enough that it happened to one person. That really makes me worry it was two people.

also, hi! may I friend you?

marilla82 January 31 2005, 03:50:39 UTC

HOLY CRAP!!

First I was worried about a gnome invasion! Now it's ROACHES!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

*gags*

DUDE! You're wrong! It's not the roaches. Saddam Hussein really did have weapons of mass destruction --- in the form of roaches!! It's terrorsits!! I'm tellin' ya!

*grabs duct tape and plastic tarp*

bailunrui January 31 2005, 04:16:11 UTC

*is afraid to go asleep now*

That's just.... ewwww.

*checks nose ten million times*