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[cowardly_hero]

Geez, this moderator thing sure is tough. Nothing I can't handle, of course. But really, who'd of thunk it'd require so much work? I mean, sure, there's a time in everyones lives when you gotta step up, take the torch, yadda, yadda, yadda... Somethin' 'bout responsibility... You know?

But common, after all I've done, I should be mayor already!

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[theansweris4]

You? Mayor? Ahahahahha!

[cowardly_hero]

It's not funny. I'm serious here.

[theansweris4]

Suuuuuuuuuure you are.

[cowardly_hero]

I am! I'd make a perfect mayor. Unlike the current 'mayor', I actually do stuff. I'm involved with the public.

[ms_do_it_myself]

Well, sir, the first step in taking public office is to realize what needs to change and then dedicate yourself to making the change!

I'm sure you would be a very fine mayor. We'll just have to wait for the next election.

[cowardly_hero]

Right. Check and check. Already got those two covered.

I would be a great mayor. Like no other before me -and not just by species.

[ms_do_it_myself]

But you realize that being a mayor requires a lot of responsibility, of course! And all of your energy has to go for the good of the city.

For example, what would you do if there was a big disaster in Paixao? A mayor has to remain calm and deal with things appropriately even when flesh-eating monstrosities are roaming the streets.

[cowardly_hero]

Yeah, yeah. I know. But even after all that's happened, I'm still a calm, cool, meerkat.

And in case you hadn't noticed, there have been several big disasters in Paixao. All of which I have provided coverage for and investigated myself.

[cowardly_hero]

That's a pretty good question. Eh... I'd rather not, but if it was to protect people, maybe.

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[cowardly_hero]

And how exactly do you suggest I get closer, hm? We gunna go out for lunch n' talk about ourselves?

Look, if this whole mayor this actually happens, sure. I'd be fine with something like that. By myself, I dunno...

[open_zipper]

I'd support you as mayor! You're helpful!

Unless mayors are supposed to be scary. Because I think I met a mayor once, and I think he tried to kill me. I hate to break it to you, but you wouldn't make a very good scary mayor.

[cowardly_hero]

Thank you, Glitch. Appreciated, really.

I ain't to worried 'bout bein' scary. The mayor here's pretty stupid, so the standards here obviously aren't to high. As long as you can post the odd message on the message board every two, three hundred days, you're set.

[open_zipper]

That sounds boring, actually... I had no idea being mayor was so little work!!

[cowardly_hero]

Apparently not here.