This endeavor is productive towards something somewhere, probably

[cowardly_prince]

[Russia has received an anonymous note.]

"Meet me in the park by the pond, comrade. There are international secrets to be discussed."

Comments

[kol_shevik]

[ahhahhhaa who would fall for something so obviously sinister. I mean it even says comrade. Who in their right mind says that in all seriousness? Only a fool would actually show up to a meeting like this. A really big fool. A giant fat idiot. A really big foolish fat idiot.

Russia told himself this all along the walk to the park. Curiousity is a strong emotion okay. We aren't all strong.]

[cowardly_prince]

[In full possession of his abilities, Ingway would simply disguise himself as someone more trustworthy and wait out in the open. As things stood, though, he could rely only on stealth. He'd had enough practice, anyway.

He had climbed to the most shadowy section of a tree overlooking the pond. As Russia arrived, he was ready to take action as soon as he turned his back...]

[kol_shevik]

[Hey, you've got a wide enough target as Russia tries to slink his way by the pond. IT'S A BOMB.]

Late? Is very rude, comrade.

[cowardly_prince]

[Hey, you only notice it as it seeps out from behind your legs but what the goofy hell is that green mist? This seems highly suspic--oh, sorry nobody caught you. You are one unconscious country, Russia.

Also, you are looking highly amphibian.

Ingway hops down and saunters away before you wake up.]