△ [003] The Car Crash

[cowardly_snake]

1 - Closed Action: [Lucius is in the car. After about ten minutes he manages to get it out of the driveway before crashing into the house. Lucius' first death was his own doing

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3 :| she still refuses to speak to him

[inheritedtales]

I'm astounded you don't know what they're called, especially given the Ministry has its own private set.

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[cowardly_snake]

Of course I know what they're called. I simply refuse to acknowledge their existence. Wizards using Muggle machines is almost as bad as Muggles using wizarding equipment.

[phone]

[eldest_hatter]

Do you mean the automobiles? They're dreadful things. I avoid them as often as I can.

[phone]

[cowardly_snake]

Indeed.

[phone]

[eldest_hatter]

Do you have a particular need to use one? I find walking it perfectly suitable to get me from one place to another here.

[phone]

[cowardly_snake]

I was hoping not to walk between places.

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[commentboxtroll]

[And as soon as Lucius decides to head on downstairs, he'll get his fake son staring at him from the overstuffed chair in the living room.

While Caesar was well aware people couldn't really die here, it was a whole different matter to watch someone you had seen get themselves killed waltz right back into the world as if nothing had happened. Disconcerting much?]

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[cowardly_snake]

[Lucius is just as surprised as Caesar but he's not going to mention it. He's seen so much dark magic when he was a Death Eater, this is simply the cherry on the icing on the cake. He nods at his not-son before making coffee.]

[commentboxtroll]

[Come back to life and casually make coffee. What a town. He isn't going to follow Lucius to the kitchen, but he can just as easily talk to him from the living room.

He just has to be loud enough to do that. Easy.]

So how did that whole dying thing work out for you?

[cowardly_snake]

[Lucius is just going to ignore that and drink his coffee. The boy was too far away to hear anyway.]

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[rapier_ex]

-The best thing to wake up to post death? Obviously a punch to the face from your not!wife.-

You irresponsible jackass! You nearly killed Quicksilver and you DID kill yourself!

2 - I can't help but laugh at this~

[cowardly_snake]

[Okay ow! Lucius tries his best to grab her wrists to save himself from further injury.]

Excuse me? Who is Quicksilver?

[rapier_ex]

My horse! The garage is her stable, Lucius! -She pulls her wrist away and fights a lot of temptation off to punch him again.-

[cowardly_snake]

It's not my fault the machine didn't go in the right direction!

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

The hell are you talking about?

[Phone]

[cowardly_snake]

The cars, automobiles, death traps. Have you never heard of them?