18th Shot // Action

[cowboykinneas]

[After returning from a mallynapping like his, Irvine would normally pick this time to contact his friends to tell them he's back, or something along those lines. Only there's a huge problem with doing that right now, and that problem is going to rise right now while Irvine is trying to get through the village as quietly as possible.

He had a

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[Action]

[lukanightfever]

[Be thankful, Irvine. A pair of flying pants are sent to greet you in your stealth trip. Luka was out, getting some more clothing for when Luki wants to go out and have a walk around the village. She supposes she could do without that piece of clothing seeing Irvine is at a more direct need.

She's also thankful in the back of her mind that it has been long since the last time she saw him. She wouldn't have known what to do with herself otherwise. But with everything that has happened, to her and in general... That's not really a worry.]

Hats go on your head, Mr. Irvine. The one with a brain and mouth and eyes at least.

[Action]

[cowboykinneas]

[Irvine catches those pants, and the moment he does, he looks incredibly relieved. He just needs to find a tree or something to change behind. No matter how embarrassed Irvine can be from this sort of situation, he's real thankful.

And nice choice of words, Luka.]

Couldn't agree more myself. You're a life-saver.

[Action]

[lukanightfever]

Sure I am. Will you put that on this week? I have a shirt here too.

[She smiles, holding up a shirt that goes well with the pants she threw at him.]

[Action]

[cowboykinneas]

Right, right. [He'll just go behind a tree and... do so. And come back out into the open afterward, hat on his head and all.]

Seriously, you're a life-saver.

[thebossdaughter]

[ AU info]

[There are mostly two reactions any normal healthy teenager girl would have upon seeing a handsome guy sneaking around with a hat covering his "jewels". Be embarrassed and run away covering their innocent eyes, or try to get a better look. Being the daughter of the future boss of a mafia family, with a group of assassins as her tutors and having participated in some of their missions already to show her worth... Viper is nothing close to innocent.

Thus Irvine will have to fight a telekinetic force trying to take away his hat from his hands and bring it to Viper's hands.]

Mu~, why be shy? You already got mostly naked, wouldn't it be better to just go all the way in with it?

[cowboykinneas]

[NO. BAD HAT. DON'T TRY TO MOVE AWAY. BAD.]

I think I'd be a little better off like this... [As he says this, he obviously sounds a little nervous. Since his hat seems to have a life of its own. It's not working well for him.]

[thebossdaughter]

[Good hat! Come here with aunt Viper, she will treat you well!]

Your hat doesn't seem to like being down there~...

[cowboykinneas]

[THE HAT IS FLYING AWAY FUCK.

Diving into cover brb.]

[knighted_lion]

[Yeah, Squall has no words.]

[cowboykinneas]

[This is something they have in common.]

[knighted_lion]

[After a moment or three he speaks up.]

Having problems?

[cowboykinneas]

A couple.

[neverplaysfair]

[ Have a wolf whistle. In the name of irony, of course. ]

[cowboykinneas]

[Stare.] Glad you're enjoying the show.

[neverplaysfair]

Well, someone has to, since the one giving it doesn't seem too happy.

[cowboykinneas]

It's not all that voluntary. Mind helping me out?