[The camera is focused on the onsen. There are sake bottles lined up on the rocks. Beyond its range someone is speaking in a familiar sounding carefree friendly drawl.Aha... well, that was a pretty strange way to spend a birthday. Not unpleasant, mind you. Just different. But now that Birginia's back on land and all, might be time for a little ( Read more... )

[Sakamoto is dressed a lot like this, only in red and black. There are sequins on his hat, and he apparently couldn't quite bear to part with his sunglasses to complete the look, because those are perched on his forehead too. He's at the club, boots propped up on a table, tall glass of whiskey at his side, and presumably very, very drunk indeed.Aa ( Read more... )

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

. . . . .

This is fun and all but... I don't s'pose any of you might be able to tell me whose body this is...?

. . . . .

There's a statue?

HAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S HILARIOUS! IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

SO, ARE ALL THE CURSES LIKE THIS? BECAUSE THIS IS JUST FUN!

Go Go Gadget Legs!

[The camera wobbles a bit as something smacks into it and then refocuses to show Sakamoto's grinning face among the rooftops. He's dressed like this, and as the camera pans back, you realize...]

Hahahahahaha, Go Go Gadget Legs!

[...that there are springs in his legs, AND he's using them to gleefully leap from rooftop to ( Read more... )

HEEEEEEY, KAZAMA! I BROUGHT THE SAKE! ARE YOU IN THERE? COME OUT AND SAY HELLO! I'M JUST GOING TO STAND OUT HERE AND SING UNTIL YOU DO!

[Hereafter follows a very loud, very badly pronounced version of 'Happy Birthday' in English. You get the feeling he's making the verses up as he goes along.]

[Sakamoto looks a little tired, nonetheless cheerful, and has managed to run very far indeed.]

...think I lost him.

[There's the distant sound of barking. Fluffy raccoon tail stands on end.]

Uh...

[Then suddenly, mobbed by puppies! Hundreds of them!Ahaha.. how cute! Certainly are a lot of you though. Hey, hey, watch the tai- Hahaha, OUCH ( Read more... )

[There is one very naked dreadlocked man, clad in nothing save silly purple sunglasses, boots, and a cowboy hat, in the forest. The camera stops short of making the view NSFW but dips disturbingly low along his hips every now and then.The view is really not unpleasant. After a moment or so of disoriented waking, he stumbles to his feet and ( Read more... )