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[cowfartstinky]

The next time I plan a trip it's going to be a trip for three. Me, Margo, and Canon. Margo being my iPod and Canon being my mom's old SLR I think it'll be a pretty good trip. Plus we won't argue over gas prices and I'll have time to drive up along the coast. I'll sleep on the beach and in my car and on couches all along the coast until I end up

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[coldslapper]

This update fuckin' blows.

[cowfartstinky]

I can't please you with everything I do. In fact... I... I... I think we need our space. I feel suffocated in this relationship. I don't know... m-m-maybe we can start seeing other people... you know. It's just so hard sometimes. I'M NOT A MINDREADER JAMES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT EVERY SECOND OF EVERYDAY! Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry. Yes, I know. Back in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant where I belong.

[coldslapper]

Oh baby, I'm sorry, don't be like that, you know you are the sunshine in my life. You are the soda in my can. You are the sock underneath my bed. C'mon baby, don't run away from me. I'm sorry I was so mean to you. Here, let me rub your pregnant belly. Do you like that? Do you like when I rub your pregnant belly? Your hidious, pregnant, swollen, bastard-carrying belly? You SICKEN me. I don't even know if that baby's mine, bitch, I should punch you in the gut and stick a hoover up your coochie, that would take care of this whole mess, wouldn't it?

Now GET ON THE COMPUTER AND WRITE A DECENT ENTRY! FUCK!