Comments | cowfartstinky: McUpdate

cowfartstinky

McUpdate

Dec 08, 2005 19:39

So tonight the McDonalds in MoVal continued it's grand re-opening. To celebrate they had 99 cent big macs and I ordered five (5) of them. Now before you get all grossed out I will say that I only at two (3) of them. After the second (3rd) one I was feeling full. I showed all the classic signs of eat at the Golden Arches. I had the McGiggles due to ( Read more... )

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iamthescientist December 9 2005, 04:53:58 UTC

McGross!

coldslapper December 9 2005, 07:39:43 UTC

wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT A GOD DAMNED SECOND.

What happened to the other two Big Macs? I swear to god, if you threw them away, I'll fuckin' hit your face with my foot.

cowfartstinky December 9 2005, 08:21:28 UTC

I ate them while watching McRrested Development. I got a McHigh and couldn't open my eyes all the way. I guess I was McStoned. Then I had a McLeftarmtingling and though that I was going to die.

coldslapper December 9 2005, 15:50:25 UTC

I get that left-arm tingling sensation every once in a while. Don't be alarmed, it's nothing serious. The last time it happened, I was driving south on the 405 and I felt the tingling sensation start to creep up my left arm and shoulder. Then I started to get this weird eye thing where I can't see anything directly in front of me but my peripheral vision expands mightily. It's like a black dot right in front of my face and then that dot slowly expands until I fade out. When I woke up, my car was parked in my garage and I was fine. Your body is weird that way, it just knows when to take over during emergencies. Don't worry.