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[cowfartstinky]

So I went to my doctor today for a check up and a couple shots. I told her that I've been going to the gym and she said that if I wanted to lose weight faster I should cut down on soy products. Since i've been at home I've been drinking about one to two liters of soy milk per week and added a lot more tofu to my diet just cause that how we roll.

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[iamthescientist]

this doesn't make any sense. my doctor told me that i needed to cut back on tofu if i wanted to decrease the size of my balls.

[cowfartstinky]

Your the only asian i know with porn star balls. All huge, symmetrical and constantly clean shaven. Porns stars always have immaculate balls.

[anonymous]

That's why I never go to the doctor. They always give you bad news.
-snakebite

[cowfartstinky]

Unless they say the only cure is a whole lotta laughter. I wonder if pharmacies got fed up with Patch Adams' patients coming in with a perscription for LSD. And kiddie pools of pasta because those take a while to fill out.