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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no ( Read more... )

i should b gone already but becca has her lifeguarding test today so we have to wait for her to b done...hope she passes...i just got back from sara n mel's lipsync practis....o god...if u weren't plannin on going you should go just to see it...its gonan b bad! haha i'm so sad i'm gonna miss it but i'll make it up to myself i'll go out clubbin ( Read more... )

last night wuz a bad night for obvious reasons...i don't even wanna think how mad coltons gonna b at me...i'm sorry! there wuz nothing i could do...you don't have a fone member...sar came n picked me up n soup wuzn't done till like 9....cuz she made me go to stations...n i wuz gonna come pick u up then but sara wouldn't n i wuzn't allowed to drive ( Read more... )

i know i'm not ne better then you guyz but...if its ok for you all to make fun of me, then why can't i make fun of you back, but for real type ne thing you want cuz i'm done now...mission accomplished i made my point...n u guyz helped enforce it...whether u knew it or not...i got exactly what i wanted...n go ahead say whatever u wanna say about me ( Read more... )

op you really hurt my feelings now...i don't even know why i'm responding to that i guess it is only fair since you took the time out of your day to do the same for me...i would just like to tell you all how much i appreciate the things you say about me...and how much i care that no one likes me...cuz i have no friends...uh oh...i'm real scared n ( Read more... )

Hi guys this is sara ( Read more... )

to all those ppl who don't know ppl who live in geneva...let us tell you a lil about them...they ALL think they're better then everybody else...that excludes jenn treacy who's not cool enuf to live in geneva ne more on account of she got kicked out for cheatin on ryan...lets all chuckle at that cuz some ppl would say its the smartest thing she's ( Read more... )

you know...i'm the only person i can depend on...well besides sar...but ne wyz...i hate that i can't be friends w/ ppl...cuz i will kick them in the balls..and then piss on them...am i really worth that much? i think fucking not! friends r the most important thing in my life i could give a damn about boyfriends n friends w/ benefits...i have more ( Read more... )

guess what??? tomorrows rach's birthday so today we're havin a gurls day...:) yea for us...last night wuz so much fun! haha colton...why don't sharks eat black ppl? cuz they think they're whale shit!!!!!!!!!! haha that one made my night...sorry to shawn for draggin you all the way to greenville but hey, i offered to take u back ;) haha yeay for ( Read more... )