"I'm cool, I'm cool. People like me I swear. I'm good at stuff. Like what I do... yeah... ha"

Fuck money.

Fuck these chains.

Fuck people.

Especially if they're hot men.

wtf?

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So I have been writing, but keeping it tucked away from the world. I am gradually going to start leaking my poems into the world. This will be the first. It is the only poem that is currently at the level that I feel appropriate in sharing it with the world.

Under-Duck

"May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun ( Read more... )

"Mommy, what's a genital disease?"

"I don't know, go ask your father."

Holy fucking god. James Brown is dead. You heard it here first.

Yet another legend.

Merry Christmas

(I'm actually really sad)

Dirty, smelly, unshaven but in the country. Soon to be home.

Update to come.

So I just realized that I read my itinerary wrong and missed my return bus. Shit. Oh well, I'm not going to worry about it yet. For now, I am going to post the first (and maybe last, depending on how I feel on the way back) trip journal.

Day One

11 am - Vancouver, British Columbia - take cab to ferry. Cab driver gets call from wife's doctor. Cab ( Read more... )

I only have 15 minutes, so I am not going to update with my little journal of my trip thus far. For those of you who don't know, I decided yesterday morning that I wanted to go to San Diego. I am currently on the way to San Diego ( Read more... )

fucking hell.

could things get anymore complicated?

wait.

I shouldn't have said that.