Harry Potter Fic: Hogwarts Kitten Nightmare

[coyotesuspect]

Title: Hogwarts Kitten Nightmare
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: James decides to train a kitten circus to impress Evans. Things do not go as planned. MWPP era. Remus/Sirius pre-slash.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/Warnings: Ridiculous crack.
Word Count: ~2600
Notes: Written for familiardevil as part of our series of World Cup bets. I love you bb. Thanks to cherie_morte and scorpiod1 for the

Comments

[familiardevil]

YES!

[coyotesuspect]

\o/

[familiardevil]

Can't wait to see the real thing soon.

[coyotesuspect]

So amazing oh my god. My brain can't even handle that it actually exists.

[familiardevil]

Still amazing. Still perfect. Still beautiful.
Taylor Swift is the only one who knows how loving someone like this feels.

[coyotesuspect]

[familiardevil]

omg jesus christ
dude what's your problem?

[coyotesuspect]

I love you! :D

[cherie_morte]

THIS IS FUCKING MAGNIFICENT.

[familiardevil]

ISN'T IT?! ISN'T IT?! OMFG

[coyotesuspect]

NO, U.

[familiardevil]

coyotesuspect, U LIE.

[cherie_morte]

HE TRIED TO SHIELD REMUS WITH HIS BODY, OMG.

<3_<3

[familiardevil]

JAMES IS A BASTARD! BUT ALSO THE RINGLEADER OF A KITTEN CIRCUS.
JNSJAJQBWRHJKR

[coyotesuspect]

<3___<3 @ you.

[scorpiod1]

;LDKFJS;ADFJSDIFJMKNVFDSIOJ;REFDHFI;KDJFFSKFD;SDF

NO WORDS FOR HOW GLORIOUS THIS IS. NO WORDS, BB :D

MANIAC JAMES! KITTEN CIRCUS TO WIN LILY'S LOVE! SIRIUS/REMUS TENSION! SHIELDING HIM WITH HIS BODY! TINY FURRY DEATH! EEEK EEEK EEEK!

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♥♥♥♥♥