So, that squirrel was the distractor. The other squirrels quickly shuffled up a pipe, through an open window, and made off with over 50,000EU in diamond jewelry. Knowledgeable sources say that all leads point to a clandestine unit of killer squirrels. These squirrels were trained by a sub-section of the Soviet Spetsnaz forces during the Cold War. These units were specially designated for exploration and exploitation of the animal behavioral technology pioneered by Russian scientist, code-named Dar.
But, of course, this is a cover for a much more sinister association. A coalition of truly nefarious individuals that would truly have the scientific knowledge, genius, and tactics for such a grand operation. All that is known of them is something involving the "Evil and the Sexy..."
Bollocks! We know all about them - Evil has a detailed 'blog (yet dismally spelled and punctuated), describing Dr F's latest plots and gadgets and such. In fact, the CIA is known to be subsidizing his GoogleAds numbers to make sure he stays in business. How do you think he affords all that pineapple pizza?
BTW, the pizza delivery guy works for UNCLE - you might want to incinerate him.
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It's Payback Time.
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BTW, the pizza delivery guy works for UNCLE - you might want to incinerate him.
But perhaps I've said too much . . .
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