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[cpelkey]

My 401(k) is going to make me a rich man one day. I wish it was now rather than later, but I'll take what I can get. I received my quarterly and I am just on fire this year.

I will begin taking applications soon for those who would like to ride on the Chris gravy train.

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[utensilaction]

i'm not too keen on gravy, unless it's served over biscuity.

but i AM keen on chris pelkey!

i miss you VERY MUCH! can we talk soon? i have a new number! 407.733.8467!
~mle

[cpelkey]

fair enuogh.

my number is still the same though, in case you were wondering if I had changed it.

[segul815]

That would be me... can I mooch off your 401(k) skills? I picked the "do it for me" plan at work where I tell principal an estimated time of when I want to retire and then it manages itself from there.

[cpelkey]

I stick with money markets , an equity option and an S&P fund (for some security). As it turns out my S&P fund did the best last quarter because the market is ... booming.

At this point I wound like I know a lot more than I do.

My brilliant plan.

[hypec]

See Chris I have this all figured out.

If you come live in my uber McMansion as my "kept man" which requires nothing more than the contractual agreement that you: kill spiders for me (like BIG ass ones), cuddle when we watch movies like "The Bodyguard" and make sure there are no rapists in my closet (or under the bed)....

...then you can save your 401K and live off the interest! It's perfect!

I don't think had anything really to do with your 401K per se... but more so how much I miss you and want to see you so we can hug :)