It was an interesting day today.

[cpip]

A penguin tried, repeatedly, to bite me in the ass. Elvis is molting, he's grouchy, and he was very unhappy that I was in the exhibit. So, when I sat down to give out fish to the other penguins (molting penguins rarely eat), he tried to bite me through the rubber overalls. He was quite persistent until the trainer told me to push him away

Comments

[fadethecat]

You have much more interesting job annoyances than most people I know.

Oh, and for choreography? The only useful advice I have is to set it to music, or at least to a steady rhythm. An eight-count can do wonders for memorizing things, if what you're memorizing lends itself to such.

[archangelbeth]

Having a penguin trying to bite you is at least unique job stress!

Good luck on the stage fighting and stuff! COOL! (I don't know any good memorization things... Well, maybe writing it down, or reading it out loud all the time.)