Surgery in 10 hours.
I don't like surgery.
I'm not allowed to eat.
And of course that makes me hungry.

Transformers - 87/100

perhaps

Seriously.
Why are they called soft drinks?

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I have built a bridge. I am en route to the destination. I've found a resting spot.

it's all we've got and we're not at all alright

oh and...
blaze it

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I didn't stick to any of my plans.
how relaxing.

If you watch this.
I will probably fall in love with you.
Again.
Long story for another day.
Let me know what you think.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHA
i just saw the most hilarious anti-weed commercial ever
the dog was talking! hahahaha