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[icecarcrash]

[JIN GOES FLYING BY ON HIS MOTORICICLE, SCREAMING ALL THE WAY]

BRROOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

[AND HE SMASHES INTO A WALL, CREATING A HUGE EXPLOSION]

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR USING THE TERM "MOTORICICLE"

[canhazboobies]

...
WAS THAT CREEPY GUY?

GLAD YOU DON'T MIND ME STEALING YOUR TERM. XD

[icecarcrash]

[AAAAND HE'S PRETTY UNCONSCIOUS. BUT HE'LL PROBABLY WAKE UP, GET TAKEN IN FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT, AND RUN OFF WHILE STILL SEVERELY INJURED IN A LITTLE WHILE. THAT'S HOW JIN ROLLS.]

[canhazboobies]

[CAREFULLY APPROACHES TO SEE IF HE MIGHT BE DEAD; SHE IS GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY...]

[icecarcrash]

[AWWW, HE'S STILL BREATHING. D: HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A VERY GOOD MEAL ANYWAY...TOO GRISTLY.]

[ouroboros_troll]

*HOLDS UP A SCORECARD THAT SAYS "8"*

YOUR PERFORMANCE COULD USE SOME IMPROVEMENT. I THINK THE EXPLOSION WAS TOO SMALL. AND YOU SURVIVED.

[icecarcrash]

OWW... [WAIT A SHIT, THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR] HAZAMA?!

HAZAMA, YOU DICK!

(OOC: ...OK, I KNOW I'M JUST FANGIRLING, BUT THAT IS THE HOTTEST FUCKING TROLLFACE I HAVE EVER SEEN. STUPID SEXY HAZAMA.)

[ouroboros_troll]

AW, WHAT'S THE MATTER, JIN KISARAGI? STILL MAD ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S ARM? IT'S NOT LIKE -I- DID THAT~!

[icecarcrash]

S-SHUT UP! I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES, YOU GODDAMN SNAKE! WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME HERE?

[kaito_x]

WHOOOAAA! A MOTORCYCLE CRASH!~
...
I WONDER IF THE MOTORCYCLE IS STILL DRIVEABLE... I WANT TO TRY THAT.

[icecarcrash]

[SADLY, SAID MOTORCYCLE IS NO LONGER DRIVEABLE - IT'S ALREADY SHATTERED SINCE IT'S MADE OUT OF ICE. ITS DRIVER IS CURRENTLY LYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE GROUND. INVESTIGATE, Y/N?]

[kaito_x]

... DAMN.
*WALKS OVER TO THE DRIVER, AND PROCEEDS TO PROD WITH A LONG KNIFE-LIKE ARMG GROWTH*
... *SEARCHES FOR THINGS TO STEAL*

[icecarcrash]

[AND JIN SITS UP]

YOU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

[dem_deadbodys]

WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT STRANGE CONTRAPTION? *CURIOUS CURIOUS* EXPLOSIONS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN EVERYDAY... *SMIRKS*

[icecarcrash]

[JIN'S STILL OUT COLD (NO PUN INTENDED), SO GO AHEAD AND HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS ICE CAR.]

[dem_deadbodys]

...*HE'S NOT TOO MUCH INTERESTED IN THE MOTORICICLE... STARES AND SNICKERS AT "OUT COLD" BODY WITH A SMIRK*